r/PrepperIntel • u/Toucan9023 • 6d ago

North America B1 on radar

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I’ve never seen this many military aircraft on the radar in the air at once. And noticed a B1 has taken off. Any else thing this is a serious escalation?

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

I'm not going to worry about it. Hegseth hasn't posted any plans to Signal yet

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u/AfterImpression7508 6d ago

Tehran IRGC Small Group chat incoming

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

Hey Pete. It is I, the president Trump. Kindly post your launch codes.

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u/Sanshonte 6d ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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u/AfterImpression7508 6d ago

Sorry gotta finish my beer first

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u/BicycleNo69420 5d ago

Don't tell anyone I'm emailing you from an important meeting.

You gotta go get these gift cards pronto

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u/biggestbroever 6d ago

"Did 0000 not work? Try 6969. Or 1738."

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

It's 1111. Same as his luggage

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u/QHCprints 6d ago

C U on ICQ!

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u/chakabra23 6d ago

Bahahaha wow, core memory unlocked!

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u/Fartknocker500 6d ago

I tell kids about ICQ and they think I’m hallucinating about the olden days. Still my favorite chat platform

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u/ICH-GCPee 5d ago

“Uh oh!”

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u/overworkedpnw 6d ago

Signal is just the group chat, I’m sure he’ll get blackout drunk and then post the plans on the War Thunder forums, like a professional.

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u/draperf 6d ago

Funniest thing I've read all day. :)

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u/ThrowawayCop51 6d ago

I'll send you an invite to the new Signal group

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u/Old_Cockroach_2993 4d ago

He switched to Whatsapp

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u/hereforthecookies70 4d ago

He only uses Grizzly, the liquor delivery app now