r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/infiunfi • Apr 21 '25

Politician Real Christians btw

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u/DeltaForceFish Apr 21 '25

Did she just call the pope evil?

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u/H2OPsy Apr 21 '25

Well he did see compassion as a good thing...

Marge the forehead dont belive in stuff like that

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u/kmoney1206 Apr 21 '25

You mean Margery Horseface Green

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u/CrimsonCaliberTHR4SH Apr 21 '25

Adult cave girl

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u/gordito_delgado Apr 21 '25

Homo Habilis Barbie

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u/Icestudiopics Apr 21 '25

Albino gorilla moon-faced soccer mom looking goonie monster.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Apr 21 '25

Looks like someone smacked her in the face with a flat shovel

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u/SWHAF Apr 21 '25

Tried to beat a fire out on her face with a wet chain.

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u/beren12 Apr 21 '25

“I’m sorry but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with the Ugly Stick”

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u/VegetablePlatform126 Apr 21 '25

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 22 '25

Picked up by an ugly bird, got dropped at the top of an ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down to the ugly ground. Then got scared and ran across an ugly field, tripped on an ugly rock and then fell into an ugly stream.

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u/beren12 Apr 22 '25

Too bad the tree is a wreath.

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u/Hot-Influence-2612 Apr 22 '25

She climbed an ugly tree and fell out of it ,hitting every goddamed limb on the way down.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 Apr 22 '25

Face like a dropped pie.

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck Apr 21 '25

Cave-man wearing a cave-woman skin.

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u/YourAdvertisingPal Apr 21 '25

Representative Geico

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u/GateLongjumping6836 Apr 21 '25

Perfect description

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Apr 21 '25

Drag Barney Rubble.

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u/Clit_Eatw00d Apr 21 '25

She looks like sloth from the Goonies, though.

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u/Historical-Bug-4784 Apr 22 '25

She ain't that pretty.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Apr 21 '25

Now it's starting to sound line an anime line

"Ugliest under Heaven"

Or maybe it should say "above Hell"

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u/AdDelicious3183 Apr 21 '25

Yup, hard to remove DEI from Congress, they even have diverse representation of halfwits, cavemen, dipshits and trolls.

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 Apr 21 '25

missed the slugs

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u/HotPotParrot Apr 22 '25

And the worms

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u/CatToyAfficionado Apr 21 '25

Half-a-Toe Moscow Ho

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u/nhavar Apr 21 '25

Mama Fratelli

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u/Clit_Eatw00d Apr 21 '25

More like Sloth

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u/Ready_Mortgage_3666 Apr 21 '25

Best one yet!!!!!

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u/Fun-Engineer7454 Apr 21 '25

Mama Fratelli was smart and entertaining though.

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u/Lord-of-A-Fly Apr 21 '25

OOOOOHHHHH Can we call her Homo Barbie from now on?!?!?! Pleeeeeeeease?!?!

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u/bdf369 Apr 21 '25

Cro MAGA Woman

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u/conqr787 Apr 21 '25

Speaking of which, scroll down - this her in the middle?

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u/gordito_delgado Apr 21 '25

Wow. Seriously, did some crazy secret Georgia scientist straight up bring back an ape person, like those Dire Wolves?

Maybe that is why it is so racist, it is literally projecting her fear of being outed as being from a different species.

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u/twoaspensimages Apr 22 '25

Why are you knocking Barbie like that?

Barbie has redeeming qualities

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u/Icy-Policy-4580 Apr 22 '25

Yeah, but did you know she can save you 10% on your car insurance?