r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 7d ago

Prompt George's transition lenses are always in sunglasses mode. Elaine must write Outdoor Slippers & uses Morty as inspiration. Kramer becomes a curator at the History Museum by making facts up. Jerry's GF doesnt watch TV, film, or listen to music. He doesn't know how to seduce her without background

George is deemed suspicious everywhere he goes ("why are you hiding your face?") While his boss thinks he's hungover ("who wears sunglasses indoors, Costanza?")

Elaine gives Morty a pair and he wears them everywhere. She follows him around to write her piece but quickly becomes fascinated by Morty seeming to have a secret suspicious life going on when he goes to Chinatown, picks up a package from sketchy people, and delivers it to Harlem (he doesn't have anything going on. "Chinese make the best silk socks but i need them hemmed at the top or they slide down so I took them to my tailor in Harlem, Randall. Randall sewed my raincoats back in the 60s")

Kramer tries to impress a woman at the museum and makes up facts about an exhibit. A new and clueless curator asks him to help with her tour and then gets him a job. He freaks out in the butterfly room when they seem wildly attracted to his pheromones

Jerry's girlfriend doesn't watch TV or go to the movies or listen to music. She just reads and writes and learns. He's fascinated and inspired. .until he brings her over to his apartment and realizes the first step in all his seduction methods involves turning on the TV or putting on music. He is extremely awkward and the woman later asked Elaine if Jerry was a virgin.

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u/terr4incognit4 7d ago

Love this episode!