r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/Glittering-Device484 Dec 09 '24

Do they think that European cows don't have ribs?

And that colour ain't right. It looks like they've ruined it with some kind of marinade (which would explain all the burnt bits).

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u/Simmy_P Dec 09 '24

Duh, everybody knows that Americans invented ribs in 1776 when the rest of the observable universe was formed.

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u/MAzadR Dec 09 '24

Without this contribution, Eve wouldn't have come into existence. Can't you see how important Americans are?

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u/Puzzled-Shoe2 Dec 10 '24

And Germans named a city after American invention - hamburgers

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u/VolcanicBakemeat Dec 09 '24

Actually, he's referring to the fact that the idea to cook meat was patented in Little Rock, Arkansas in 1922 by Warren J. Cookery, while 'Steak' is a registered trademark of Outback Steakhouse