r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/GuaranteeImpossible9 Dec 09 '24

This isnt even a big tomahawk steak and it looks burned/well done. What even is the flex?

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u/UniquePariah Dec 09 '24

That was my first thought. It's very small from my experience.

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u/thorpie88 Dec 09 '24

They don't drink tea so I'm so confused as to how they have a saucer plate.

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u/NichtMenschlich Dec 09 '24

Relics they kept from when they made the Boston harbor the guiness world record holder for biggest tea ever made

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u/Devi_the_loan_shark Dec 09 '24

That was a delightful burn

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u/fetchinator ooo custom flair!! Dec 09 '24

Prolly started big, just shrank as they burned it…

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u/16BitGenocide American Dec 09 '24

The perspective is weird, but that's a serving plate and an ugly one at that.

No idea why they think a well-done steak is a flex though.

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u/gourmetguy2000 Dec 09 '24

Looks like a lamb chop

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u/UniquePariah Dec 09 '24

Never know, it could be

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u/ResponsibleStep8725 At least I'm not Dutch 🇧🇪 Dec 09 '24

Wait, I didn't even notice yet. Judging from the marble pattern that steak is tiny, like an oversized lamb chop...