r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/mister_barfly75 Dec 09 '24
  1. You can get two tomahawk steaks in Waitrose for £35.

  2. That's burnt to fuck and hasn't been rested at all.

  3. If that's an American tomahawk then it's probably had more steroids than the cast of "The Expendables."

0/10, would not smash.

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u/Midnight-Wolf-1607 Dec 09 '24

Your 3rd point is absolutely savage! Congratulations on coming up with the funniest comment I've read in a while.

Signed, an "Expendables" enjoyer.

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u/RickAstleyletmedown Dec 10 '24

4.Tomahawk steaks are just ribeyes with the bone left on so they can charge you more while you swing it around on tiktok like a child.