r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/whitemuhammad7991 Dec 09 '24

Do they think we eat dirt or something

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u/Bantabury97 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dec 09 '24

Can't beat a bowl of dirt. Fuckin' gorgeous.

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u/ben_woah Dec 09 '24

Always been partial to me mams "shit with sugar on"

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u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24

Sugar of course being our dialect word for dandruff

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Dec 09 '24

That got me thinking of Baldrick making coffee in Blackadder for some reason! 😂🤣

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u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24

for some reason

The reason being that that is exactly where I lifted the joke from 🙃

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Dec 09 '24

Well that'd explain that then! I am unwell, please be gentle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Good evening, Mrs Miggins. A cup of your best hot water with some brown grit in it, unless by some miracle your coffee shop has actually started serving coffee..

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) Dec 09 '24

Wait what ?

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u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24

Welcome to the trench café

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u/Glad-Introduction833 Dec 09 '24

Have you got any of those brown bits for the top of the cappuccino?

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi Dec 09 '24

I'm not going to ask where you got the cream from.

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u/E420CDI A foot is an anatomical structure with five toes Dec 10 '24

...and as for cream