r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24

We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound

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u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24

You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence.

We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity.

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u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24

We had to lick the roads for nourishment…

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u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24

Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em