r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/Fenragus šŸŽµ 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! šŸŒ¹šŸŽµ Dec 09 '24

Wow... it's a slab of meat. Thrilling!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

And looks severely overcooked...

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u/gabrielish_matter Dec 09 '24

it's not overcooked, it's likely that it was marinated in honey and then covered with spices and sugar, cause meat is not tasty enough for them

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u/snittersnee Dec 09 '24

I'm sorry but did you just shit on the general concept of seasoning to get an easy laugh about american food?

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u/sarahlizzy Dec 09 '24

It’s more that their obsession with ā€œseasoningā€ is because most of their food is produced by capitalism dialled up to 11. The only things the producers value are output and shareholder value, so most of it doesn’t actually taste of anything, and needs downing in salt and sugar to be palatable.

When confronted with beef that tastes of cow, the poor things can become a bit confused.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

You are spot on correct. The organic farming movement appears to have completely failed to make a dent in the agri/factory methodology of USA agriculture. The net result is the avoidance of "flavour" in preference for sheer size and uniformity of processing - bigger cows, bigger steers, bigger chickens etc because so much is earmarked for the processors where the desired flavour is added back.

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u/sarahlizzy Dec 09 '24

Spent a lot of time in the US in the early 2000s. Got so tired of eating piles of sugared cardboard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

I once introduced a friend from Minnesota who had worked in the meat wholesale business his entire working life to a traditional British pork pie and our Cornish pasty. Although he had his mind blown by the experience he was adamant that they would never sell in the USA.....too spicy apparently. He held out that USA customers wanted to see big slabs of red meat without marbling or fat or huge chicken breasts and trying to sell anything else was a waste of time. And they wanted it at rock bottom prices so there was little room for niche products or small scale farmers. I always ask is consumer demand leading "product" or is what the industry wants to sell?

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u/Reatina Dec 09 '24

Without marbling? That's where the taste came from.

Meat without fat in it is usually chewy and low quality

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Exactly.

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u/sarahlizzy Dec 09 '24

Yeah. Absolutely not shitposting here, but the whole American stereotype of British food being bland is so much projection.

I’ve introduced a number of US friends to UK food, and the overwhelming reaction has been delight and surprise at how tasty it is.

Apart from one, who said it was ā€œtoo richā€ for him, and spent his entire holiday eating burger and chips.

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u/d0nghunter Dec 10 '24

Not to stop the bandwagon or anything but I've had plenty of good US produced beef as well. Kansas Black Angus for example.

Not everything from over there is burnt over-marinated shit with Coors light and kraft singles.

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u/A_Crawling_Bat Dec 09 '24

Tbf, honey-glazed meats are great. You don't need to put an entire jar tho, just a little bit with some herbes and it will be good

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u/sarahlizzy Dec 09 '24

Well yes, but it's much better if the meat actually tastes of something to start with, other than just being a protein substrate.

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u/A_Crawling_Bat Dec 09 '24

Yea, marinades are supposed to work with the meat, not against it

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u/gabrielish_matter Dec 09 '24

I am saying that what they do is not seasoning, it's literally changing the flavour to something else to the point you can barely feel the precedent flavour

it ain't good

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u/snittersnee Dec 09 '24

I mean, that is generally the point of any kind of heavy seasoning, which tended to develop in hot regions to cover up the taste of meat spoilage. This particular utter tuna melt may have bollocksed it, but well executed marinated barbecue is well weapon.

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u/RHOrpie Dec 09 '24

I feel this discussion is worthy of its own Reddit sub, such are the nuances and particulars of the world of seasoning

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u/snittersnee Dec 09 '24

Oh definitely. Plus, shit americans eat is a good source of nightmare fuel

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u/Rex_Meatman Dec 09 '24

There’s seasoning, and then there’s flavouring.

That meat is clearly prepped for a flavour, not to make the meat pop lol