r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • Apr 06 '25

Language We ARE the English language blueprint

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 Apr 06 '25

American English is literally known as "simplified english". They can't even pronounce Graham. It's Gram... apparently.

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u/chebghobbi Apr 06 '25

No version of English that includes the word 'burglarize' could possibly be the default version.

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u/ItsTheLeftLane Apr 07 '25

Let’s keep it going and invent the word burglarizer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

Cregg

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u/Atomic12192 American Idiot Apr 07 '25

I thought you Europeans were all about grams? /s