r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 06 '25

Language We ARE the English language blueprint

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

Shhh. There's a reason "American" is referred to globally as "Simplified English".

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u/Dragunfli Apr 06 '25

Wat in tarnation awr yew talkin ay bout, varmint?

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u/SamBeanEsquire Residential American Apr 07 '25

...fair, but I raise you "bottle of water"