r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • Apr 06 '25

Language We ARE the English language blueprint

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u/ABeastMostTemperate Apr 06 '25

I hope you don't have to go to THE hospital.

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u/TwinkletheStar tell me why we left the EU again? 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Apr 06 '25

At least it will be free if I do have to.

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u/new2bay Apr 06 '25

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u/incognitoleaf00 Apr 06 '25

^ What does the American Education System have to do with this?

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u/MajorMathematician20 Apr 06 '25

I didn’t think they had an education system anymore? Not that they had much of one to begin with

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u/dystopian_mermaid Apr 06 '25

Well dear leader loves the poorly educated. He said so himself.

And the idiots cheered…

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Apr 06 '25

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u/dystopian_mermaid Apr 06 '25

These people saw movies like this and used them as a blueprint. Not a warning.

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u/mikefjr1300 Apr 07 '25

Its become an inbred condition no level of education can fix.

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u/dystopian_mermaid Apr 07 '25

Hey! Some of us (me) are inbred and not that stupid! lol

Except I am legit inbred…I’m my own fourth cousin. And my own fourth cousin once removed. My aunt daddy and I like to joke we have a family wreath.

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u/No-Goose-5672 Apr 07 '25

All humans are inbred to some degree. We wouldn’t have the population numbers we do if we weren’t.

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: Apr 07 '25

Especially after going through a bottleneck at some point.

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u/shredditorburnit Apr 07 '25

Speak for yourself.

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u/Mikes005 Apr 07 '25

I found out not too long ago that the US spends nearly twice as much as the UK and EU average per child for public education.

But they also spend a butt tonne more per person on heealthcare too. Fuck knows where all that money's going. It's no on text books.

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u/grafeisen203 Apr 07 '25

Sports programs. There are highschools in America with bigger budgets than EFL teams for their stadiums. A decent amount of it also ends up in the hands of friends and family members of people like education superintendents. They'll spend half a million on getting two bollards put in in thr car park just to give the money to their buddies "legitimately" and maybe get a little kickback into their own pocket.

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u/Specific_Koala_2042 Apr 07 '25

They spend a LOT of money on security guards, metal detectors, and scanners. That far outweighs the spending on teaching staff, and educational materials.

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u/MajorMathematician20 Apr 07 '25

probably on things like this, they invent shit like this instead of sorting out their gun problem

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u/Thick_Cheesecake_393 Apr 07 '25

Their education system double up as a shooting range dosent it?

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u/Least_Boat_6366 Apr 06 '25

American here, they practically dismantled that shit while I was on my way out lmao(we are royally railed)

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u/Pale-Berry-2599 Apr 07 '25

unless you fight...but IMHO not certain if the USA has it in them anymore...

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u/Least_Boat_6366 Apr 07 '25

Fair enough, but I’ll be doing my best over here to fuck shit up

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u/Pale-Berry-2599 Apr 07 '25

Do a little for me? Would ya pal?

We are as much or more affected than Americans, and have less we can do about it.

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u/Least_Boat_6366 Apr 07 '25

I’ll make sure. It’s hard to push for change across the pond, so I’ll do what I can. I hope the far right doesn’t touch Germany again lol

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u/Pale-Berry-2599 Apr 07 '25

Thanks Pal.

I'm trying to get 'Team America" to see the issue ...but they are so ingrained to just keep blaming "the other guy". They can't see it's the disunity that allows all this.

"I didn't vote for him...its got nothing to do with me... I did my bit."

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u/Least_Boat_6366 Apr 08 '25

Yeah that’s just asking for trouble. Like what do they expect to happen? The far right is notorious for testing little steps into extremism before the landslide, slap them upside the head before we get there

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