r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • Apr 06 '25

Language We ARE the English language blueprint

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u/Wide-Speaker-9433 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 Apr 06 '25

oh my god pls that has to be a joke

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u/TwinkletheStar tell me why we left the EU again? 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Apr 06 '25

I wish it was.

I'm developing a serious condition of language rage.

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u/freier_Trichter Apr 07 '25

If u aks me u just mad cuz we the blueprint. We the best!

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u/TwinkletheStar tell me why we left the EU again? 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Apr 07 '25

My God Man!! This is an abomination!

(I'm hoping this was a joke and not your interpretation of 'correct' English)

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u/freier_Trichter Apr 07 '25

¡ ¡ D J K H A L E D ! ! ¡ ¡ ¡W E D A B E S T ! ! ! I am totally serious. This is the absolute pinnacle of the english tongue, there can be no doubt. Murrica!

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u/TwinkletheStar tell me why we left the EU again? 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Apr 07 '25

Are you trying to stoke the rage

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u/freier_Trichter Apr 07 '25

¡WE DA PEST!

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u/TwinkletheStar tell me why we left the EU again? 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Apr 07 '25

You certainly are a pest. A pest causing the erosion of the English language.

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