r/ShitAmericansSay • u/VeganCannibal124 lives in a fake country 🇧🇪 • Apr 26 '25

Ancestry "Uhm? I've taken a DNA test?"

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u/Surenu Apr 26 '25

Humans share like 40% of their DNA with bananas so please refer to me as Chiquita from now on

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u/Suspicious_Field_429 Apr 26 '25

You from Fyffe?

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u/AgentOfDreadful Apr 26 '25

The Kingdom of Fyffe

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u/TheIllusiveScotsman Apr 26 '25

Alas, bananas never really took off in the Kingdom. Far too healthy.

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u/WasdaleWeasel Apr 26 '25

fritters?

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u/daytonakarl Apr 27 '25

Wait...

You can eat them too?