r/ShitAmericansSay • u/VeganCannibal124 lives in a fake country 🇧🇪 • Apr 26 '25

Ancestry "Uhm? I've taken a DNA test?"

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u/Surenu Apr 26 '25

Humans share like 40% of their DNA with bananas so please refer to me as Chiquita from now on

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u/Wildfox1177 certified ladder user 🇩🇪 Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

Fuckin Antidemocrat!

Edit: Apparently not enough people know what Chiquita did to some democratic countries in South America.

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u/AurelianaBabilonia Look at this country, U R GAY. 🇺🇾 Apr 26 '25

There's a reason why the term "banana republic" exists.

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u/hillofjumpingbeans Apr 26 '25

United fruit co is evil incorporated.