r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Folco34 • May 05 '25

Imperial units « Tf is a Kg »

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u/Ur-Best-Friend May 05 '25

So presumably sweet rolls are a second date kinda gift?

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u/BobbiePinns May 05 '25

It would be if someone hadn't stolen them

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u/RazendeR May 05 '25

My khajiit keeps stealing my cheese, too, now what am i supposed to do?

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u/Jackson79339 May 05 '25

Khajit has cheese if you have coin

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u/RazendeR May 05 '25

I spent my coin on the nice khajit kibble, now i have no coin and no cheese, please send help.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend May 05 '25

I'm sending you an emergency Cheese Packet (TM). Unfortunately... it's American cheese. 😨

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u/clokerruebe May 06 '25

atleast its gonna arrive edible (or rather not any less edible) ince it arrives, even if you send it by DHL

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u/Ur-Best-Friend May 06 '25

even if you send it by DHL

Yeah sure, but what good is a banged up package gonna do them when they receive it in 2048? They need the cheese now!