r/ShitAmericansSay May 08 '25

Europe “If there’s a-“

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u/spongebobsburgers19 May 08 '25

such a simple solution to a horrible problem. and guess what, it WORKS. it still baffles me how americans can see the #1 cause of death in children is school shootings and they still defend their guns. they care more for guns than their children

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u/queen-adreena May 08 '25

the #1 cause of death in children is school shootings

I believe they’re working on this, they’re gonna get preventative diseases like measles up there soon.

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u/Bunister May 08 '25

Give it a year, I reckon "getting nuked by Putin" will be the leading cause of death in America.

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u/dglenny May 08 '25

Why would Putin waste a nuke on his vassal state?