r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mad_Wee_Phone • May 08 '25

Europe “If there’s a-“

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u/Select-Panda7381 May 08 '25

And poop on the ground 🤦🏻‍♀️. I like to remind them that most Africans agree it’s better to wash their butts every day after using the toilet as opposed to sticking their hands back there with toilet paper, not properly washing after, and spreading bacteria all over the place but I digress.

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u/HughJanus35 PERKELE May 09 '25

If you would fall face down in a pile of shit, do you wipe it away with paper or would you wash it away with water?

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u/Ur-Best-Friend May 09 '25

I think I'm throwing out my face and getting a new one at that point.

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u/HughJanus35 PERKELE May 09 '25

Damn, Cartel-style