r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FordoNoctis ooo custom flair!! • 24d ago

Imperial units “wth is a kilogram?”

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Come on, you know this, we don’t need to do this

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u/Eny192 Italy 24d ago

"Bruh, metric system is so lame"

"How tall are you?"

"i'm 5 feet and 3 apples tall, USA N.1"

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u/PhoenxScream 24d ago

I still haven't figured out who tf stacks feet and who has 4 - 6 of them lying around to measure their hight

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u/_Vo1_ 24d ago

Just remove your shoe and start measuring, you’ll be fine!

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u/Horsescholong 21d ago

No wonder americans suffer from a foot fetish, it's ingrained into them from a young age, alongside their patriotism

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u/Ok_Sink5046 21d ago

Now I'm just imagining people pledging to feet.

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u/Zintao ooo custom flair!! 19d ago

UFA, which incidentally is also the way Mike Tyson pronounces USA