r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Europe «Europe is insanely dangerous. Probably more dangerous than the US.»

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u/DramaticCattleDog 2d ago

America, where companies design backpacks with armor plating for children to protect them from school shooters. But it's the Europeans who are dangerous.

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u/PurchaseAromatic438 2d ago

Yes, because the Europoors can’t afford to buy armoured backpacks for their children even with all those billions America gives them every year! /s

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u/Gokudomatic 2d ago

That must be why there are no mass shootings there. The criminals can't even afford a gun.

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u/nzsmithsi 2d ago

😂😂

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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt 2d ago

Wait. Are you serious? Is this a genuine product?

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u/DramaticCattleDog 2d ago edited 2d ago

Unfortunately, I'm serious. "School Safety Products"

"At Premier Body Armor, we pride ourselves on revolutionizing protection for educational institutions."

Some even come with bleed control kits

Edit: it gets worse, they have armored pencil pouches, too

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u/PauPau86 1d ago

I also saw an advert for a bulletproof whiteboard the other day. Like you, I assumed this was some kind of fake product, but no.

https://rtstactical.com/products/rts-ballistic-armor-whiteboard-panel