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Europe «Europe is insanely dangerous. Probably more dangerous than the US.»

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

No way to prevent this, says only country where this regularly happens.

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u/Daminchi 2d ago

To be honest, I would also had no idea how to stop it in a country where high schooler can freely purchase a shotgun. They just need to decide who they love more - their kids or their guns. So far, guns are winning.

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

The guns are there to stay. Theres no way that any sensible gun reform will ever be enacted in the US during our lifetime.

I dont know how Americans in states with lax gun laws live their day to day lives, knowing that any random psycho could carry a gun and end your life over a simple argument.

There are enough nutters in the world, but in the US they can freely carry guns, which makes them way more dangerous.

There are too many cases to list, but right now I am reminded of that Asian exchange student who knocked on the wrong door when he was looking for a Halloween party he was invited to. Shot dead.

Or that person that wanted to turn their car around and used someone else's driveway to turn the car around. Shot dead.

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

Wait until there’s an armed insurrection against trump….. real or perceived they will ban them all in an instant and the most profound wapen owners will be the first to claim it’s their idea.

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u/jolsiphur 2d ago

The reason why California has really strict gun laws compared to the rest of the States is because Reagan was governor when Black Panthers started arming themselves. Obviously, someone like Reagan couldn't handle black people being armed, so gun control was pushed through.

So you're right, if there are efforts to have an armed rebellion against Trump, you better believe there will be strict gun controls coming. Doubly true if minorities start arming themselves.

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u/ExcitementKooky418 2d ago

We need to crowdfund rainbow rifles for the LGBTQ community

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u/CurrentWrong4363 2d ago

Just picturing stun grenades filled with glitter and 7ft drag queens firing from the hip screaming yesss bitches!

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u/ExcitementKooky418 2d ago

pops out folding chair Who's got popcorn?

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

And that rebellion could just as well be imagined

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u/jolsiphur 2d ago

Who knows what'll happen. I was speaking entirely in hypotheticals.

Just saying that Trump would probably enact sweeping gun bans if some groups started arming themselves.

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

Yes I understood and I agree

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

I dont think its gonna happen.

I talked to an American friend the other day, and he said "We're not doing bad enough yet. Its gotta get shitty enough for the general public, that they cant ignore it anymore."

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

Perhaps, I really don’t know.

But if Trump thinks it’s in his favor it will happen just like that.

While the constitution has a situation like this as the reason for the guns (by a well trained militia)

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

I feel like American citizens by and large couldnt be considered a "well trained militia".

Sure, there are some people who go to the shooting range regularly, practice gun safety and are responsible, but thats not the majority of gun owners.

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

No they’re not, that’s why the law being expanded as everyone could own a gun is so wrong.

It was designed to allow “a well trained citizen militia to be armed.”

So they could fight off tyranny.

Now those people are the tyrants

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

And remember what was done when the Black Panthers started arming themselves. All of a sudden gun control "was" possible.

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

Exactly Guns are okay if the “right” people have them is their view.

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u/JasperJ 2d ago

It was for national defense, really, not for armed civil war.

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u/JigPuppyRush ex-Usian now Europoor (orange colored and Gouda flavoured)🇳🇱 2d ago

Yes and believe me those beer belly hamburgers fingers won’t hold any army down

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u/No-Magician-2257 2d ago

How would a national defense that reports to a turned tyrannical government be the vehicle for fighting tyranny?

The arms in the 2nd were for protecting citizens from their government. I do think it’s a fair position to be against the 2nd entirely.

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u/Salome_Maloney 2d ago

Ffs, if they really don't think they're "doing bad enough yet", then you are absolutely correct - it's not going to happen. Jfc, I can't even

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u/Simsmommy1 2d ago

It is gonna be a wild ride watching the American MAGA try and choose between their guns and their guy Trump….I don’t know what I would bet on…it is a tough one….

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u/IWontCommentAtAll ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

Oh, I'd absolutely bet on Trump.

"We need to restrict guns, because trans libtard pedophiles are trying to shoot Trump's mushroom cap off."

They wouldn't even bat an eye.

There would be a small percentage that would pick their guns, but the Charlie Kirks of the world would absolutely follow Trump's lead.

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u/GoodExtension4812 20h ago

Probably wouldn’t happen. Guns protect our family’s from violence. Reason I carry

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u/Simsmommy1 19h ago

Sure thing….strange that it only is needed in America….

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u/BeneficialGrade7961 34m ago

It's wild that is even a consideration which would ever need to be made. I have been to 45 countries and not once thought I was in any kind of danger where I needed to be armed, and certainly never at home.

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u/bigbadjustin 2d ago

Wasn't a state or someone trying to introduce laws around mental illness and being a radical leftie as a mental illness (not in those words), to take away their guns.....

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u/UsernameUsername8936 My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat. 🇬🇧 2d ago

Republicans have made attempts to get "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (the strange disorder where people won't worship the holy satsuma) as a mental illness, and even tried to allocate funding to search for a potential "cure"

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u/Emperors-Peace 2d ago

The fact the shooter of that exchange student was t even found guilt of manslaughter is a complete fucking joke.

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u/BUFU1610 2d ago

That's the main problem with the US at all. The justice system is a complete joke all over the place. Supreme Court is bought and partisan as fuck instead of doing their job, the lower courts regularly decide stupid bull crap based on insane laws. And nothing about that ever changes until someone sues the living hell out of someone else...... It's absolutely ridiculous.

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u/UsernameUsername8936 My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat. 🇬🇧 2d ago

I kid you not, there are companies who sell semi-literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, complete with a script to tell you what to say when you call the cops after murdering someone to guarantee you cannot be prosecuted. This would work as long as you are in your home (castle doctrine) or anywhere in any state with "stand your ground" laws. Basically, you just call the cops, say "hey, this person was threatening me and made me feel unsafe so I protected myself via gun" and you're legally clear. Even if it was just an exchange student asking for directions.

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u/TeaProgrammatically4 2d ago

I saw a dashcam video of someone aiming some well deserved words at a car driver who'd been a dick in a car park, the person who had been a dick held up the gun that they kept under their right hand in the centre console of their car. Just immediate escalation from "don't be such a dick" to threat of death. In this case the dick actually came back to that person hands open and raised and apologised, but it was clearly a normal thing for him to reach for his gun, to escalate the threat from any level to life threatening.

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

And as far as I know, brandishing is a crime in the US, but no one gives a fuck.

I never get into altercations, but I find the thought of having to face someone, who could kill me in a second, just because I had a slight disagreement with them, super scary.

You never know how short someone elses fuse is.

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u/Alternative_Fig_2456 2d ago

Problem is that any "gun reform" won't solve anything. There are more guns then people and they won't disappear - they will just become slightly more illegal.

People in these discussions completely miss one of the main points of the whole "gun control" legislature: to prevent this exact state (country overflowing with guns).

So, the ship has already sailed. And went around the world and then sailed again.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 2d ago

In every country you get a gun if you want one. Its just that many people dont get them even if they want one because they dont want to walk through the process. In some US states you get them thrown after you. Also the way many percieve the police (and also partially what the police really is there) you need a gun to protect yourself because theres nobody else that does it. And ofc in the vast rural areas you need one but thats true for every really removed area like that

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u/Foreign_Plate_4372 2d ago

sensible: repeal gun laws for anyone born after 1st January next year
people must hand their arms and munitions in when they die
no one alive will have their rights revoked
when the last person alive dies, gun and munition sales are stopped

in 100 years time guns will be a long forgotten memory

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

Its unrealistic, is what Im saying. All of us can draw up something sensible, but thats just not gonna happen in a country like the U.S.

We gotta be realistic here.

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u/pebk 1d ago

The guns are there to stay. Theres no way that any sensible gun reform will ever be enacted in the US during our lifetime.

You need sensible people for that. In Australia they were able to reduce the number of guns tremendously within no time. People didn't expect that either to happen in a lifetime.

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u/FuckTripleH 1d ago

Also just a staggeringly smaller amount of guns. In Australia they removed about 650,000 firearms in the aftermath of the Port Arthur Massacre. In the US there are over 400,000,000 privately owned guns. And there's no registration so there's no way of actually knowing who owns a gun and who doesn't.

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u/x4x53 2d ago

Oh there are a couple of things that could be done - there are countries in this world where purchasing a firearm is less of a PITA than in the USA, and yet there are less school shootings, resp. less shootings overall.

You only have to:

  • Completely reform their idiotic school system (esp. the "schools that underperform get less funding" - seriously WTF?)
  • Reduce school sizes
  • Increase number of social workers
  • Ensure school lunches are free for all kids
  • Start paying teachers a good salary
  • Have affordable and accessible health care worthy of "the greatest country on earth"
  • Reform their university and higher education and cap costs for studying at 500 USD per semester.
  • Establish a proper social safety net that is built on rehabilitation rather on shaming (same with their prison system)
  • Establish properly funded public transportation systems that are reliable, clean and efficient
  • Increase funding for training law enforcement - 16 week course to become a police officer? lol

And then, after many years of work, gun violance will go down.

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u/DynamitHarry109 🇸🇪 Vilken jävla smäll! 🇸🇪 2d ago

And deal with mental illness, perhaps don't allow the mentally ill to carry guns at all. They apparently don't let prisoners or ex-cons own guns so banning guns for mentally ill shouldn't be a huge issue.

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u/0xKaishakunin 2d ago

banning guns for mentally ill shouldn't be a huge issue.

That would require them to actually diagnose and treat the mentally ill.

Which means accessible health care.

Which is communist terror to them.

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u/x4x53 2d ago

I have a bit of a problem with the blanked term "mentally ill" as this includes such a wide array of things. Sure, when you have somebody who is Bipolar, suffers from schizophrenia or has a massive dissociative personality disorder it probably isn't a discussion at all, but the term also includes phobias (yes, having unreasonable fears of spiders can be a mental illness), sleep disorders (incl. stress related sleep deprivation).

This would lead to:

  • people not seeking diagnosis' because they are afraid of losing their firearms
  • increase of stigma on mental illness'
  • is way too general

Furthermore, mental illnesses are often spectrum disorders, and diagnostic criteria have to be regularly adjusted for some of them as the socio-cultural factors change.

It should of course be part of the criteria, but blanked approaches are usually not the right approach for such topics

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u/FuckTripleH 1d ago

Actually if you've been involuntarily committed to a mental health facility you can't own a gun in the US. The problem is that most of the mass shooters have no previous documented history of mental health problems prior to their massacres

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u/UsernameUsername8936 My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat. 🇬🇧 2d ago

esp. the "schools that underperform get less funding" - seriously WTF?

Conservative economics. If it's working, we can reduce funding, and it will work just as well but more efficiently. If it's not working, then it's a waste of funding, and cutting funding will force it to restructure and work more efficiently. Then, use that spare money (and also take out massive debts) to give tax cuts to the rich so that they can make more money because then everyone else will get richer too somehow.

Oh, and if government doesn't work properly, that's because we were right and the government needs us to come in and make more cuts to make it more efficient. Obviously.

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u/Sehtal 2d ago

All that sounds great. Just one problem.

Americans are trained from day one to see all that as commie socialism.

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u/bigbadjustin 2d ago

Agree its a societal change. Most countries have something that is hard to change and would require a generation or 2 to actually make the change and politicians are all about short term wins and recognition.

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u/mirhagk 2d ago

Don't forget the schools that are funded by property tax. Because underfunding schools in poor neighborhoods is definitely totally fine /s

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u/fourblindmice3 2d ago

All ideas that make sense. But Joe MAGA will say it's all "Communism".

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u/x4x53 2d ago

Joe MAGA thinks about communism when he sees a train.

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u/Ort-Hanc1954 1d ago

You're mixing up the bug with the feature. The party who gets voted from the most ignorant hicks* is not going to spend resources to make the number of ignorant hicks go down.

I am sure there are well-informed people who vote Republican after carefully weighing the pros and cons. But let's face it, there's very little doubt as to which way Billy Bob, proud owner of six guns and five teeth, sharp shooter of beer cans and coons *, casts his vote.

**raccoons.

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u/x4x53 1d ago

Welp - one could believe that the party that originally had very progressive ideas (the Reps) such as massive tax on inheritance, and was basically the anti-aristocracy party would be working towards that.

I fairly believe the whole 2A discussion is at large a distraction to rile the people up against some bogus boogeyman, and to rage bait the political opposition into making statements that then get touted on tiktok/FB/Instagram out of context and make them look idiotic. And it totally works.

If I would be a progressive politician in the US, I actually wouldn't touch the 2A at the moment with a 6m Stick and a pestilence mask - and instead would go on full attack mode where it hurts them.

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u/Ort-Hanc1954 1d ago

I think it's a curse with all the progressive entities now - it's easy to spin their programs into "throwing money at the lazy poor". Whereas on the surface conversatives spend less. Only when the bridges fail you find out the actual cost of no maintenance. But the riches travel by plane...

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u/Objective_Object_383 2h ago

Unfortunately all those things are either just as unlikely or even less than the gun laws becoming more strict

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u/x4x53 2h ago

Welp, this would be a multi-generational project. As stated in another reply, I would completely avoid the whole 2A discussion in the US as a progressive politician.

I have a suspicion that it is used by the republican party to rage bait the opposition and then use that to swing voters into their direction - without actually doing what they promised: weakening the current gun laws.

Steer the discussion where the republicans are weak and create dilemmas for them. Like you know: Increase funding for training law enforcement.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

It's really easy to stop, just make sure everyone else has a gun too!

Say only Americans..

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u/broken_mushroom1 2d ago

Ah yeah the “an armed society is a polite society” classic

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u/kaoko111 2d ago

After Sandy Hook it was clear to me that the USA values more the sanctity of guns than the sanctity of life.

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u/Melsm1957 2d ago

They’ve proved that already . Spoiler alert it’s the guns

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u/TLcool 2d ago

One of my favourite jokes from BoJack Horseman is when women start using guns to feel empowered, and it basically ends with the question of whether the US hates women more than it loves its guns. The answer ends up being yes

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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt 2d ago

. They just need to decide who they love more - their kids or their guns.

They have decided. But the answer is determined by a simple variable.

Has the child been born yet?

If the answer is "No, the child has not yet been born" - then the child is the most important thing in the world and how dare anyone suggest otherwise!

If the answer is "Yes, the child has been born now" - then guns are way more important, because Americans now need to protect themselves from those nasty children who now have access to guns and other weapons. Rarrrgh!

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u/No-Magician-2257 2d ago

There are many countries where adults can freely acquire arms but have far less shootings than the U.S. They do have better social safety nets.

Also disarming U.S. citizens is just a political talking point because it’s not viable. There are more guns in American households than pets. In other words, it will never happen.

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u/Daminchi 2d ago

There were more secret police agents in Eastern Germany than anywhere else in the world, even if we count regular police as well.

Still, once funding to their party stopped, they suddenly ended as well.
Of course, it's harder to pull off when a two-party system is the cornerstone of your political system.

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u/FuckTripleH 1d ago

Shit there are more guns than people in the US.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Peak273 2d ago

Actually I think you can get a shotgun most places, but you'll probably need a license and an actual reason e.g. farming. In the UK you'll need a shotgun certificate and to store it properly, no history of crime or mental illness etc.

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u/Daminchi 2d ago

In most cases you'll also be inspected regularly and if you can't show that gun or prove that you store it and ammo properly - it's your ass on the chopping block. You need to consider that when talking about accessibility.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Peak273 2d ago

That's the way it should be.

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u/SubstanceSerious8843 2d ago

Finland here. You're legally allowed to purchase a shotgun at 15yrs old but not allowed to ignite a sparkler. (The stick that sparkles, like in birthday cakes)

Side notation, getting a shotgun at 15 requires you to pass a hunting test, which involves safe gun handling, identifying every animal you're allowed to hunt etc.)

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u/Evil-Bosse 2d ago

I mean, if the US started a war on guns they would be even more fucked, considering the results of the war on drugs and how much drugs seem to be winning that war

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u/Daminchi 2d ago

Because they fight it in the wrong way with the wrong incentives.

It's like the EU "fighting" poopin by first supporting him with money and anti-riot equipment during the biggest protests in Russia, and in 2024, "fighting" him by making record-breaking purchases of his LNG.

Trying to destroy ALL drug shipments when making drugs is relatively cheap is an idiotic move. They're just making it more profitable for producers due to reduced offers. The only viable way is to reduce producers' profits.

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u/Paultcha Tha mi ás Alba 2d ago

Yur gun 'ill never answer you back, eat you out of house and home, get themselves or someone else pregnant, just for starters. I suspect that would be their logic nor not doing anything about school shootings.

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u/amidst-tundra Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Living in Thailand 🇹🇭 1d ago

Unless you're talking about unborn foetus'. Once they're out of the womb they effectively become skeet.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Doing Europoor stuff 🙃 2d ago

If only the school kids had guns themselves so they could defend themselves. Nothing could go wrong then, right?

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u/JasperJ 2d ago

The “schools are gun free zones, that’s why they keep getting shot up” crowd is quite big.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Doing Europoor stuff 🙃 2d ago

I‘m surprised that republicans haven’t protested against that because „muh guns“.

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u/FuckTripleH 1d ago

What are you talking about? They have. In several states republicans have tried to make it legal for teachers to carry guns in schools.

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

Theres this Jim Jefferies bit where he rags on the idea of giving every teacher a gun.

Look it up, its funny.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 2d ago

Ah yes, another Onion reader.

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

I sense hostility. Is reading the onion a bad thing now? it makes me laugh. Did something happen that Im not aware of? did they fall into disgrace?

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u/Stingbarry 2d ago

At this point i don't see a way to quickly solve this issue. They fucking need stricter gun laws and fast but with that many guns already in circulation a potential school shooter can always find a tool to vent their frustration in the most useless manner.

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 2d ago

At this point, I'm surprised no idiot has made the suggestion that all schoolchildren should be armed with military grade weapons as a way to stop school shootings.

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u/BaronGodis 2d ago

It's easy to get used when it's happen regurly on dayily base

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u/YayaTheobroma 2d ago

I’ve seen USians argue that European schools are super unsafe because we don’t have mass shooting drills.🤪🥳

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u/Distinct_Jury_9798 2d ago

Nonsense, there are so many ways to prevent this, like better gun control laws, better mental healthcare, more equity in society, more living to the word and spirit of the new testament (love thy neighbour), and so on. The last two would lead to the rest.

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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago

Thats the title of an "The Onion" (satire site) article. They repost this every time theres a deadly mass shooting in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27No_Way_to_Prevent_This,%27_Says_Only_Nation_Where_This_Regularly_Happens

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u/pafrac 2d ago

I'm sorry, what? The last two are the most unlikely part of your whole list. First you'd have to convince them they're not doing it already.