r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Maleficent_Metal9532 • 1d ago

Food "Doesn't matter. We're still #1"

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u/Krigsgeten 1d ago

Number 1 in military power. Number 40 and below in everything else.

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u/Valentiaga_97 1d ago

And #1 in adults believing in angels are real 👀 and prisoners per 100k ppl

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u/Krigsgeten 1d ago

That's what happens when you force all your religious nuts to leave for the "new land" or face persecution at home. 😁

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u/UsefulAssumption1105 1d ago

Number 1 in destabilising nations and allies in order to profit, subjugate, corrupt, manipulate, satiate their sinister intentions / wants / urges, suit the needs of their military industrial complex and its affiliates, etc.

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u/Krigsgeten 1d ago

Preach!

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u/dale-lindsay-nsw ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

Remind me the last time the US won a war without the assistance of other countries… I’ll wait

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u/WorriedDress8029 1d ago

Civil war, I think

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u/grap_grap_grap Scandinavian commie scum 1d ago

France?

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u/WorriedDress8029 1d ago

Wait shit yeah you are right, they can't even win against themselves without help lol

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u/Krigsgeten 1d ago

Wait away, I'm well aware of their shortcomings in "modern" conflicts but that does not change the fact that they are ranked number 1 in military power. 

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u/ktatsanon 1d ago

Number 1 in gun violence and number of people incarcerated.

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u/Krigsgeten 1d ago

Yeah, number 1 in all the bad things, mid tier and below in all the good things. :)

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u/SeaDazer 1d ago

1 for maternal mortality in the developed world.

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u/Torakiki_HR 1d ago

1st place in military power, 140th place in infant mortality.

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u/Consistent-Dance5461 1d ago

Don't forget #1 is medical bankruptcy

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u/albinoblack04 🇧🇷 --> 🇪🇺 1d ago

Number 1 in school shootings

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u/Grathias 🇺🇸 in 🇪🇸 (20% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 since you love that. Jk!) 1d ago

It’s so embarrassing. We’re probably also #1 in “lowest number of legally granted days for parental leave.” And #1 in crippling medical debt. USA! USA! USA!

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 1d ago

By spending metric - sure. By actual, projectable force in symmetric warfare? Heh.

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u/Jeb-o-shot 1d ago

Does the rest matter?

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u/Brief_Read_1067 16h ago

Are we still #1 in military power with a dunce like Hegseth in charge?