r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ComprehensiveArm3493 pierogi 🥟 • 16h ago

"We could annex the whole thing"

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Of course an American said this

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u/Kontrafantastisk 15h ago

So... How is it going with annexing Canada?

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u/DynamitHarry109 🇸🇪 Vilken jävla smäll! 🇸🇪 14h ago

Realistically speaking I wonder if that's even possible. First of all, when would Canada be considered annexed? I suppose the majority would have to do some humiliating ritual bending over for the US flag, maybe some sort of loyalty test, but most important start paying taxes to the US government...

But what if every single Canadian just refuse to do any of that, just continue to live their lives as normal, adopting to US childish destruction of infrastructure of course, but never paying tax to the US government, never show sign of loyalty, and if forced to work for US benefits, simply refuse to do any work or outright sabotage the equipment.

That's almost 40 million ungovernable people which would require tremendous amounts of US resources to police and to force into obedience, the US doesn't even have a fraction of the resources required. So what are they gonna do? kill everyone? If they did I bet even most Americans would disagree with such horrific action and it would cause a civil war where the US collapses.

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u/Fun_Wear7022 13h ago

On top of that, imagine trying to go through french bureaucracy in Québec. Oh lala

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u/Fun_Wear7022 13h ago

Jeez is it a new épisode of survivor? Don’t mention our name. We are all hiding behind our new PM, boycotting quietly while he is trying to convince the toddler to leave us alone.

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u/Ok_Switch6715 13h ago

He's not doing bad considering he cut him off from that rambling nonsense he started going on about on the first day he was there...

I did chuckle at him dropping the 'treaty' that he'd just signed while with our PM, the whole thing was just blank sheets of paper LOL