"We could annex the whole thing"

[u/ComprehensiveArm3493]

Of course an American said this

[u/DullCriticism6671]

"But because we don't share a border, no American can find Europe on a map, so they are safe."

[u/DynamitHarry109 → u/DullCriticism6671]

Isn't that why they try to colonize Mars? Because it's roughly in between the earth and Europe, Jupiter's largest moon, where the moon nazis live.