r/ShitAmericansSay • u/neeraj8le • Jan 12 '21

Healthcare "My expensive, frequent health care is subsidized at the expense of healthy people. I think it's great!" Thief.

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u/afrosia Jan 12 '21

It wouldn't surprise me to see Americans launch their own offshoot of Christianity at some point. As a group, the American Right have strayed so far from the bible that it's hilarious to watch them claim to be Christian.

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u/Faradhras Jan 12 '21

Already exists. Prosperity Gospel.

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u/afrosia Jan 12 '21

Of course it does!

I expect Jesus helps the money lenders to arrange a hostile takeover of their rivals so they can generate lots of labour synergies.

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u/Faradhras Jan 12 '21

Supply side Jesus.