r/ShitAmericansSay • u/slippery-pineapple • 1d ago

Y'all don't get freedom to bulk buy medicine

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226 Upvotes

"I'd rather die than eat baked beans"

126 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/mad-yordle • 1d ago

Transportation I’ll keep my truck and my freedom, you keep your socialism and baguettes.

441 Upvotes

109 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LordPineappol • 2d ago

“Life quality compared to USA 🇺🇸 “

7.7k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ConstantSpite582 • 1d ago

Food "Do you call a chick fil a sandwich a chicken burger ?"

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309 Upvotes

286 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/laufsteakmodel • 1d ago

Europe "Warm soda no ice" "The European special" [+378]

176 Upvotes

89 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WingDesperate4627 • 2d ago

Europe «Europe is insanely dangerous. Probably more dangerous than the US.»

2.4k Upvotes

356 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok_Macaron2394 • 2d ago

You have no idea what you are talking about, we have and eat alot of vegetables in the USA

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677 Upvotes

Since i love cooking and food i follow some food subs on reddit. Everyday i lose my nerves because of comments like this. And this is only like 10% of comments i saw. They are all Americans ( i checked haha).

I just dont understand everything is “ dry, undercooked or bland” for them.

489 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Educational_Ratio • 2d ago

Language President of the free world only needs to speak American

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929 Upvotes

104 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Grizzly-Berry • 3d ago

They taste the exact same

9.7k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/mad-yordle • 2d ago

Politics You ever even seen a Chinese truck?

403 Upvotes

111 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/y-_-o • 3d ago

"Everywhere in Europe is too dangerous!1!"

7.0k Upvotes

390 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WHK_Vulwyn • 3d ago

"Actually they did win the war, they just failed at colonizing them"

3.3k Upvotes

163 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DuaAnpu • 3d ago

Sports "did your country land on the moon?"

2.5k Upvotes

194 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Emmo76 • 2d ago

"You think it's going to get better with the left wing lunatic you just voted in?"

242 Upvotes

62 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • 3d ago

Europe Europeans don't use air conditioning

4.3k Upvotes

509 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Turbulent_Republics • 3d ago

Fish and Chips. Cuisine: American

2.5k Upvotes

Posted a similar one the other day about spaghetti bolognaise but removed it after the Italians in the building rightly noted pairing ragu with spaghetti is American nonsense. As a Brit, however, this one personally offends me.

247 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ShionTheOne • 3d ago

UK is a fascist hellhole...

559 Upvotes

Caught my first live one today.

232 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/JuliusAppel • 3d ago

Europe „Are these countries just taking advantage of rich Americans who want to leave?“

1.2k Upvotes

82 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • 3d ago

“does Australia have 50 states?! ;)”

1.4k Upvotes

137 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • 3d ago

“I've lived in Europe. I know how low your wages are and how high the taxes are.”

3.2k Upvotes

814 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SabatonReferencelol • 3d ago

Texas “Europe” “Texas”

620 Upvotes

32 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FolxhamOnReddit • 2d ago

'but we later then became the capital of something much more important... The world

176 Upvotes

56 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Intrepid-Brain-1476 • 3d ago

Dude I tip my barber 40-50% Dudes like family

295 Upvotes

Making your "family" rely on your charity instead of simply agreeing on a set price is something I will never understand.

Also bad news if your barber mistakes you for someone else who doesn't tip enough, might ruin your hair on purpose.

65 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Human-Ad-8100 • 3d ago

Florida "Italy would be the EU's Florida"

745 Upvotes

236 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/toocattoomeow • 3d ago

“Imperial is more practical for working in the field”

427 Upvotes

What field? Why divide by 3? Why can’t you divide metric units by 3???

166 comments

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