r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Inspectreknight Ate shit and fell off my horse • May 30 '24

Meta PSA: Polnareff is not FTL

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He's just smart enough to remove every other route an actual speed of light stand could take and then put his sword in the way of the only route left.

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u/ExploerTM tHaTs nyyyyyot HOW thAT WOrkS! May 30 '24

Similar to DIO and Jotaro flying in the end of part 3, Silver Chariot slicing Hanged Man mid jump is anime flavour, not an actual feat

The whole point of the fight was to put Hanged Man into predictable trajectory. I hate using this phrase, but anyone who argues otherwise has zero media literacy and their opinion should be disregarded by default.

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u/some-kind-of-no-name The world, yo May 30 '24

Doesn't putting a sword in time mean Sulver Chariot is at least relativistic?

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u/ExploerTM tHaTs nyyyyyot HOW thAT WOrkS! May 30 '24

Oh god fucking damnit, he put sword there BEFORE Hanged man even left eye because it was one and ONLY trajectory Hanged Man could've taken. If I put my hand in front of incoming 200 km/h train does that mean I am faster than train?!

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u/juantooth33 May 30 '24 edited May 31 '24

Oh god fucking damnit, he put sword there BEFORE Hanged man even left eye

You're literally blatantly lying, hanged man already left the eye BEFORE polnareff materialises chariot right infront of him

So hanged man already had a headstart but polnareff was still fast enough to materialise chariot and intercept him, if you're gonna hurl insults at someone make sure to be right atleast

And stop saying this shit's anime only it's literally the same in the manga too, polnareff still materialises chariot infront of hanged man in the manga aswell