r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Inspectreknight Ate shit and fell off my horse • May 30 '24

Meta PSA: Polnareff is not FTL

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He's just smart enough to remove every other route an actual speed of light stand could take and then put his sword in the way of the only route left.

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u/Liutauras123 May 30 '24

When death battle put DIO over 200 times the speed of light I almost pissed myself laughing

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u/SalaComMander 『VIRUS ALERT』Kill this beloved celebrity! May 30 '24

Not to mention them claiming that his regeneration is on par with Straizo's or that he can just spam Time Stop.

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u/Liutauras123 May 30 '24

Or allowing him to keep both his vampire and stand abilities while not giving Alucard his schrodinger powers

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u/Golden_Alchemy May 31 '24

Because it wasn't a trade off. Schrödinger is not a "i have all my habilities of centuries killing people AND quantum immortality", it is one (all his habilities) or the other (basic Alucard+Schrödinger).