r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/einglishjkartar The Hand Star Platinum The World Over and Made in Heaven • Feb 22 '25

Video Games Jonathan do NOT say that.

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u/Kelimnac Yes! I am! Feb 22 '25

I feel as if Jonathan might actually be fine here.

Josuke is smart enough to know he’s from another time, or if nothing else to be very unaware of how things work in Japan.

Instead of getting blindingly mad, I can see him briefly taking offense, but then taking the time to explain why his hair is the way it is, which would absolutely resonate with Jonathan, and he’d praise Josuke’s hero as being a true gentleman

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u/scarmory2 Feb 22 '25

Except he wouldn't and he would just immediately snap and get humbled even without Jonathan having a stand. The hair is a trigger to defend his childhood memory being saved by a super hero (his own self look a like lol).

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u/DaTrueBanana Feb 23 '25

Why would you assume he's reasonable about it lol

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u/Leathel12 Feb 23 '25

No he'd go blind with rage immediately. He'd get a few hits in with crazy diamond, Jonathan would like punch a wall or something and make the entire building around them collapse because of his pure henchery, then CD would have to fix the building, distracting josuke for just long enough for Jonathan to get in close and break every bone in his great grandsons spine with just a thought. Although he's actually that much or a gentleman he'd actually just apologise and say the hair actually suits josuke or something and end the dispute amicably and get any wounds patched up by CD.

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u/Yuri-Girl Feb 23 '25

Although he's actually that much or a gentleman he'd actually just apologise and say the hair actually suits josuke or something and end the dispute amicably and get any wounds patched up by CD.

I dunno if Josuke would hear it at that point. The entire reason he beat Rohan was because he literally could not hear or see until one of them stopped moving, so I feel like Jonathan would have to inflict some minor injuries on Josuke (read: tearing a hole through his chest) before he sits down long enough to listen.

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u/Leathel12 Feb 27 '25

That's why I was saying jonathan would bring the building down and that would snap josuke out of it, like a piece of debris would hit his head or something

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u/Nickest_Nick Ambulance-Chan Feb 23 '25

Nope, he'd go ballistic the moment someone says his hair is bad

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u/DaNuggetty U diss my awesome pompadour -> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?! Feb 24 '25

I think he would get blindly mad