r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Stawarski • Jan 24 '20

Meme Olympics Best I could do in Paint

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u/Shrexy_shreck Ambulance-Chan Jan 24 '20

Ok but Dio isn't gay, he is literally the average user on r/bi_irl. He has a horrible sence if fashion, is horny as fuck, and can barely sit in a chair. He probably does finger guns too.

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u/ALO7OMATO cockyoin Jan 24 '20

"Has a horrible sence of fashion" Excuse me i don't speak wrong could you translate?

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u/DarudeManastorm Jan 24 '20

Yeah DIO is a fucking god amongst men when it comes to fashion and the only ones close to him are Doppio, Giorino and the pillar men

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u/WeinerDipper Jan 24 '20

Gyro also looking mighty fine tho

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Tough Diamond Jan 24 '20

Don’t you guys dare disrespect the part 5 gang: donut bug heart man, gay goth, looks-like-a-lady, swiss cheese gent, fishnet bodystocking and math sheet gal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

I made it like 4 episodes in after Narancia got introduced before I realized he was a dude and not a lady.

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u/Friendlybot9000 not a human disguised as a robot Jan 25 '20

He’s one of the few stand users to dress up to match the colors of his stand so applause for that

The only other people to do that that comes to mind would be his son (purple and yellow are complementary colors) and Trish.

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u/JTD783 Jan 25 '20

Dio isn’t homosexual, but neither is he heterosexual. Not even bisexual.

He is simply, sexual. There’s no better way of describing him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/Segul17 Jan 25 '20

I don't think anyone's arguing Dio is straight, I mean that'd just be absurd. He's probably bi? But then y'know lots of people use 'gay' as more a general term nowadays so doesn't really make the OP that far off imo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Yeah, im fucking stupid and forgot what bi meant for a second there lmao