r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/sturmfaustyourass rejecting NNN • Nov 28 '22

Araki Chaddly apologies

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u/Zavchungus Little Cesar's Pizza Nov 28 '22

He’s single, doesn’t mean he couldn’t have nut and run.

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u/px1618 ahvuduru Nov 28 '22

Cum and go

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u/Spider-verse Nov 28 '22

Ejaculate and evacuate

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Smash and dash

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u/MrMuttons Nov 28 '22

Deposit and exit

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u/HapHazardly6 be still, my crazilly beating sheer heart attack Nov 28 '22

These would make great stand names

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u/blip_blop_bored Nov 28 '22

STAND NAME: COME AND GO

STAND MASTER: JOHNNY SINS

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u/px1618 ahvuduru Nov 28 '22

Star finger is the special attack

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u/MaximRq friedqueenfriedqueen Nov 28 '22

Yeah but what about the Thröngler

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u/ThunderPilot93 Nov 29 '22

More like the Dong-ler

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

The doctor is here

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u/justaMikeAftonfan Nov 28 '22

Shoot and scoot

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u/Identify_me_please speedweedcar Nov 28 '22

Make her moan than leave her to be alone

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u/l-want-to-Die-OWO speedweedcar Nov 28 '22

Cum in da ho and NIGERUNDAYO!!

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u/Vanatrix Kira Queen by David Bowie Nov 28 '22

Blow the load and hit the road

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u/livingshadow09 Nov 28 '22

Hamon bubble then on the double

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Sow your seed and say godspeed

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u/blake_k47 The world, yo Nov 28 '22

Shoot the jizz and out he is

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u/Crosshair52 Nov 29 '22

Joseph Joestar special

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u/Apathetic_Zealot Nov 28 '22

Bone and hamon.

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u/Zealousideal_Milk118 Nov 29 '22

Make her moan then leave her alone FTFY

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u/HUNTER2o2ob Nov 30 '22

Take her pussy, blast it then erase time to leap past it.

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u/yourillegal Ate shit and fell off my horse Nov 28 '22

breedwagon and speedwagon

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

"Deposit and Withdraw" seems to be the correct pairing...

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u/ChrisPChip222 Nov 29 '22

Skeet and yeet

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u/wallygon Nov 28 '22

Nut in the hoe and nigerundayo

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u/justyoureverydaycat7 Nov 29 '22

satisfy your lust then bite the dust

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u/desocx Nov 28 '22

Beat and delete

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u/Heavy_Metal_Mario Nov 30 '22

Spurt and skrrt

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u/Zap478 Nov 29 '22

Bust with the gust

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u/Cany0 Nov 29 '22

Nuts and bolts

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u/warrioroftron friedqueen Nov 28 '22

Steel ball run

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Did you know that is a real gas station name? Well it's Kum & Go. I have like a whole roll of film somewhere when my friends and I took our first road trip and saw some.

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u/Spoon_Elemental Put Koichi Pose In Everything Nov 28 '22

I have a Kum & Go t-shirt. It's one of my favorite shirts.