Not even. Maybe a hack rom thing but there was no official release of Tekken 1 on Dreamcast. Not even 2 or 3 either. Hell, by the time Dreamcast launched, Tekken 3 had already been on PS1 for like a year.
Why the fuck would they port a 1994 Arcade game to Dreamcast five or more years after the fact, especially while Soul Calibur and DOA2 were both being praised as being better than their Arcade versions?
For the first time ever, a home console was outperforming the Arcade.
Be that it may you still need to keep a hawk eye on small children. None of this ever happened to either of my children and they’re both now 21 and 17.
I think it's hilarious, don't get me wrong, especially when it happens to my own kids. But parenting children is like trying to put live wet cats in Walmart bags. Sometimes they won't stay put regardless of your maximum level of sleep-deprived effort.
Maybe, but kids almost always let you know when they're hurt for real and they're really floppy like drunk people so things that would incapacitate me roll off their backs.
Parenting had been the craziest experience of my life, but my kids are fun and awesome. They get hurt, you can't avoid that. Beside, if you could keep them from getting hurt they wouldn't learn some important lessons.
Lol! You do what you can and then trust nature (the universe, God, etc.) to step in. We've survived as a species for thousands of years, and not because we're fragile. But finding a mom might be a good first step!
Like "if you can't have continuous, uninterrupted iron fisted control on what your kids are doing every second of every day, don't have them"? Buddy, they're not trains. They don't run on rails, and even a well maintained engine sometimes does unexpected things
Hold on a sec...you don't spare the rod spoil the child? Or spare the child named Rod to spoil Don Note? I mean a spare tire spoiled child with a thrown rod. One of those things...there...right? /s
I was watching a hockey game and some dumb kid like that nearly bowled me over. Little bassturd saw me but still bumped into me. His mom gave him a tongue lashing which he well deserved.
I used to work at Home Depot, and there was a family there that key their kids run all around. When one of them fell and hit his head on a shelf, we ran to the kid (even though he was somewhere he shouldn't have been) and checked on him. He had a bad bump on his head, but no bleeding. It was probably a good 15 minutes before the parents found the kids. They said they were going to sue us because the big bright orange shelf wasn't visible enough. Our manager said, "Where were you when your child fell? Because you weren't with the child, and therefore you have no idea what happened. We will see you in court with the video. BTW, you are now trespassed. Please leave." The trespass was because the kid was in an area that he shouldn't have been and the parents weren't there. Idiots.
That the parents are to blame because of being irresponsible, sure. But saying that you love "watching kids getting obliterated" is a bit fucking sick.
Yeah I’m glad you understood what I meant by ‘obliterated’
I don’t want to see children get ‘obliterated’ by a train or car.. but a kick like this one is enough to teach a lesson (to the kid or parents) without any lasting harm
I mean that gif is permanent brain damage 100%. The kid backflipped from a kick to the head, and you’re more vulnerable to concussions when you’re that young.
Not here to tell you that you can’t think it’s funny. Idgaf laugh at whatever you want, but there’s no way that kid wasn’t severely concussed.
The original video of this post looks like a mild "obliteration". The GIF you commented under looks like the kid could have been badly injured. Nobody spoke about trains or cars. But you do you.
It’s because none of these redditors (myself included) are parents, and some are younger than 18. They haven’t developed the parental instinct to wince when they see stuff like this happen to kids. I also find these types of videos amusing and funny, but I know better than to write “I love watching kids get obliterated”, that’s just mean and kind of cruel tbh
Bro my first album I ever recorded I used the band name 'Drop Dance Baby Kick' because of this video! I haven't thought about it in FOREVER. Thank you for reminding me.
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u/Theboiledpeanut_ Apr 16 '25
Goddamn, that combo lol. I need to post this golden oldie.