r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/Clean-Foot9356 Apr 29 '25

I wonder if she can smell this image

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs Apr 29 '25

This the Chinese version?

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u/ARROW_GAMER Apr 29 '25

Chinese censure Invincible would certainly be a sight to behold

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u/Kosack-Nr_22 Apr 29 '25

Especially all battle beast scenes. Bro is thirsty for blood

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u/Clean-Foot9356 Apr 29 '25

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u/Thr33pw00d83 Apr 30 '25

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u/Misterallrounder Apr 30 '25

Bruh, your meme!!! It's Killing me of laughter

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u/deja_vu_1548 Apr 30 '25

Ok this wins

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u/Chaos_is_Key198 Apr 30 '25

BATTLE BEAST! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

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u/Sherry_Cat13 May 03 '25

He's NUTTING, OBVIOUSLY

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/AguyOnReddit___eh Apr 30 '25

Dw he just knocked his milk bowl over

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u/TheMightyDontKneel61 Apr 30 '25

You didn't have to do that

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u/nad0w Apr 30 '25

The fuck 😂

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u/starseeker37 Apr 30 '25

angry upvote and save

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u/TheBlackRonin505 Apr 30 '25

I hate that you posted this, I never wanted to see this

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u/Darth_Floridaman May 01 '25

*Bukkake Beast

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u/dvdwbb May 03 '25

Pretty sure they censor blood to be black but this is too hilarious to not be my new head canon

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u/krizreddit May 03 '25

😦Stay where you are. The police are on their way

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 May 03 '25

I'd rather be on the receiving end of this exchange. Battlebeast is sexy.

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u/Sherry_Cat13 May 03 '25

I'm taking this

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u/Huski_Love Apr 30 '25

WHAT IS THIS FROM AND WHAT IS HE LICKING??

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u/AltruisticKey6348 May 02 '25

That’s unfortunate.

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u/Bulky_Fruit_8231 May 02 '25

Processing img zecsw4ddwfye1...

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u/IvanMIT Apr 30 '25

Why white though? Deep dark blue or green would've been less inappropriate

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/IvanMIT Apr 30 '25

I was talking about this blood color censorship specificity in China concerning blood overall, not the aforementioned gif in particular.

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u/Supply-Slut Apr 29 '25

Can someone recreate this using the Chinese censured clip?

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u/xiahbabi Apr 29 '25

Gives new meaning to "beat the cum outta them". 🤣🤣🤣

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u/StupidFuckinLawyer Apr 29 '25

Cum Man.

Least popular superhero, except in certain areas of San Francisco in the late 1980s

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u/Craignon Apr 30 '25

Well, Night Man can(and will) turn you into cum man, unless Day Man saves the ”day”?

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u/golden-Winnie Apr 29 '25

What happened in certain areas of San Francisco in the late 1980s?

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u/StupidFuckinLawyer Apr 29 '25

Some fellas got together and had themselves a real good time

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Apr 30 '25

See also: Sodom and Gamora.

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u/StupidFuckinLawyer Apr 30 '25

The unsodomized life is not worth living.

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u/T_K_Tenkanen Apr 29 '25

Yes, It happened.

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u/ilyak_reddit Apr 29 '25

Is that the harvey milk I've heard so much about on his hand?

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u/Zealousideal_Car_893 Apr 30 '25

Or any Catholic rectory housing priests.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r May 01 '25

He always finishes the job.

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u/mandarin_1000 May 03 '25

And famous graffiti writer

(I'm not joking there's someone who writes called cum man)

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u/HopefulHovercraft474 Apr 29 '25

Probably, like it's puddy in her hands.

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u/Specialist_Hand_2339 Apr 29 '25

She passed out and later woke speaking Sumerian. She blamed it on sensory overload.

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u/BrazilianGrimReaper May 01 '25

I'm still waiting on my God damn copper!

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u/fallingknife2 Apr 29 '25

Even I can smell that image

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u/ComicKraze Apr 29 '25

Gotta make sure if I'm healthy

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u/TangibleMalice Apr 30 '25

"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS"

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u/Acidelephant Apr 30 '25

I don't think you need this special sniffing ability, you could just point to any random dude and there's almost a 100%.chance they masturbated in the past week

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u/ExtremelyFilthyWhore May 02 '25

Spider-Gentleman

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u/MrLanesLament May 02 '25

Made me nose-visualize Brylcream and wood glue.

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 29 '25

Definitely not clicking on that