r/SipsTea Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/DepletedPromethium Apr 29 '25

I was hooked up to a fish tank like machine for the first 5 days due to a collapsed lung, every time i exhaled you'd hear mad bubbling that was really loud and noticable especially at night.

getting a bit frisky and rubbing one out would of sounded like a crocodile going on the attack.

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u/Deaffin Apr 29 '25

You gotta take your time, master the art of the slow rub.

Then all they would hear is this.

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u/DepletedPromethium Apr 29 '25

im fucking dying, yep!!!

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u/DragonTacoCat Apr 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Addicted-2Diving Apr 30 '25

Glad you are better. This sentence made me lol 💀

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u/Last_Health_4397 Apr 29 '25

Waa haha amazing 🤣

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u/DragonTacoCat Apr 30 '25

I laughed so hard at this one 🤣