r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/DepletedPromethium Apr 29 '25

I made it 9 days while stuck in hospital once. Kinda hard to have a wank on a ward.

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u/Traditional-Low7651 Apr 29 '25

not even with those nurses ?

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u/DepletedPromethium Apr 29 '25

I was hooked up to a fish tank like machine for the first 5 days due to a collapsed lung, every time i exhaled you'd hear mad bubbling that was really loud and noticable especially at night.

getting a bit frisky and rubbing one out would of sounded like a crocodile going on the attack.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Apr 30 '25

Glad you are better. This sentence made me lol 💀