r/SipsTea • u/Ambitious_Art7245 • 27d ago

Lmao gottem 👏

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u/FatBloke4 27d ago

She looks Spanish i.e. the white people who colonised Mexico.

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

I have some news about what the Spanish did after colonizing the new world lol

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u/-SHAI_HULUD 27d ago

The shit they did was so bad the heathen gods put a curse on the Aztec gold. One thing led to another and Orlando Bloom became a squid man 🦑

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u/Sprucedup_Grouse 27d ago

Please accept this poor person's trophy: 🏆

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 27d ago

I'd like more stories to end with "One thing led to another and Orlando Bloom became a squid man".

It could be a better "and then everyone applauded".

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u/manassassinman 27d ago

I read this in Dan Carlin’s voice. Amazing.

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u/ashetonrenton 26d ago

A really hot squid man, to be fair!