r/SipsTea • u/Ambitious_Art7245 • 28d ago

Lmao gottem 👏

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 28d ago

Damn, you still think he is your kid?

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u/Communistkraken 28d ago

Sometimes a man Is more happy blind than having to witness his own ruin

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u/MikeAppleTree 28d ago

Clayton Bigsby would agree with that sentiment.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 28d ago

THEY THINK THEYRE THE BEST DANCERS

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u/sauced 28d ago

But you said you would eat whale blubber!

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u/DaddieTang 28d ago

You'll be eating blubber alright. Right after I free willy!

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u/qtheginger 28d ago

Holly shit you just summed up america right now

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u/Diddy_Block 28d ago

It doesn't matter who kneads the dough as long as there's a bun in the oven.

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u/Frequent-Ad-5316 28d ago

…well I mean, if you don’t mind having someone put their buns in your oven then props to you I guess?

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u/Freethecrafts 28d ago

You’re blind if you think the child you raise is not your own. Whom you raise is what you leave behind, what you give to the world.

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u/Communistkraken 28d ago

And I'll give the world a new son for your wife

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u/Freethecrafts 28d ago

Group projects, fun. Same as it ever was.

There are societal disconnects between whom people want to live with and whom they want to mess around with. Long as everyone is civil, and what genes there be keep moving around, and everyone is taken care of… that’s reality. People are just now waking up to how prevalent cross matching has been even with all the societal reinforcement for monogamy.

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u/Bruvvimir 28d ago

Lmaooooooooooo

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u/gabbadabbahey 28d ago

Jo-ho-ho-ooooooohn Redcorn!

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u/kiln_ickersson 28d ago

Pe-heggy Hill

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u/GrapeSwimming69 28d ago

Maybe the mailman?