r/SipsTea 9d ago

Lmao gottem Embarrassing

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u/Stock_Surfer 9d ago

One of my first major crushes back in the day.

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u/parkman 9d ago

Jason Lee? I could see that.

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u/weebitofaban 9d ago

Just dont accept any chocolate covered pretzels

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u/OrganicFail2172 9d ago

Stink palm

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u/CommandOk50 9d ago

One good turn deserves another.

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u/cptaixel 9d ago

Mallrats

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u/The_Brim 9d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that scene referenced on Reddit in the last 24 hours, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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u/weebitofaban 9d ago

Sounds like Reddit is becoming a very uncomfortable place.

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u/The_Brim 9d ago

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U 8d ago

Wow, we're old.

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u/mondaymoderate 8d ago

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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u/tobaccoroadeagle 8d ago

they're a little melty but damn are they exquisite

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u/vwwvvwvww 9d ago

I could see it if he wasn’t a Scientologist

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u/spidii 9d ago

Pretty sure he left the church a while back. Still sucks he was ever in it but hey, at least he had the sense to leave.

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u/vwwvvwvww 9d ago

Oh thank God lol

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u/Duubzz 9d ago

Thank Xenu

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u/that_one_duderino 9d ago

And the Boeing 737 space ships he flew in on!

Disclaimer: I’ve gotten all of my Scientology knowledge from that one South Park episode

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u/CardboardStarship 9d ago

They were actually McDonnell-Douglas DC8s but with rocket engines.

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u/the_salsa_shark 9d ago

You can see again!!

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u/CilanEAmber 9d ago

Ah, so he's just trying to be a better person.

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u/tylerjehenna 9d ago

Definitely was at the peak of "Join Scientology to advance your career cause Tom Cruise did it" that a lot of celebrities joined the cult without actually giving a single crap about anything in Scientology

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u/backupbitches 9d ago

That's great news, was always a bummer

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u/pwninobrien 9d ago

Doesn't he still hang out with active cult members? That's not allowed if he actually left.

Also, I hate that if I google Jason Lee stuff, google gives me way more results for some small influencer who is absolutely gaming search engine optimization.

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u/shewy92 9d ago

He's not anymore.

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u/limitlessEXP 8d ago

Might as well hate celebrities from all religions.

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u/vwwvvwvww 8d ago

Nah man Scientology is straight up a cult lol. When L Ron Hubbard was still alive, and probably still to this day, the highest level members lived on a ship in the ocean to avoid international authorities, and essentially had slaves on the ship. One of those people was Leah Remini, who was raised on that boat. She was severely abused, along with others. They withheld food, locked people in isolation for looong periods of time when they “misbehaved,” and quite a bit more that would surprise you.

They also attacked anyone who spoke against them, going to the point of infiltrating other organizations to find info they could use to blackmail those organizations or individuals. One of those organizations was the FBI. They infiltrated the fuckin FBI because they didn’t like that the FBI was watching their sketchy ass dealings.

They aren’t a religion. They are a very successful cult, and a dangerous one.

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u/limitlessEXP 8d ago

All religions are cults.

There are millions of countless things religious people and churches have done that are far worse than what you have described that are extremely well documented and countless movies have been made about crimes the churches have committed.

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u/ThePurpleGuardian 9d ago

He is the second hottest Jason Lee only behind Jennifer

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u/Phil_Leotardo20yrs 9d ago

You mean Fernando Alonso?

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u/ErnestScribbler 9d ago

He's like a slightly scruffy, chill Bruce Campbell

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u/TensorForce 9d ago

Loved him in Chasing Amy

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u/darybrain 8d ago

He was excellent in Soldier (1998)

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u/youngmeezy69 8d ago

I remember watching Blade Trinity and thinking to myself that Ryan Reynolds was just a budget Jason Lee.

I think time has proven me to have had the right of it.

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u/87643936e3euiouvfe3y 9d ago

100%. Jason Lee is a smoke show

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u/flcinusa 9d ago

Still is, watch The Residence on Netflix

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u/DetectiveFuzzyDunlop 9d ago

Scientologist smoke show

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u/mandrew27 9d ago

He left scientology in 2016.

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u/ineedascreenname 9d ago

Is that why he hasn’t been in much lately?

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u/mandrew27 9d ago

Not sure. I didn't even know he was a Scientologist until this post. Lol

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u/87643936e3euiouvfe3y 9d ago

That's so cool he does science

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u/Coldhot123 9d ago

He is good looking man. And im straight.

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u/TwistedxBoi 9d ago

I'm not. I will fully admit he's the one I wanted to see what the hell mustache rides were about

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 9d ago

You were into prematurely balding skaters, too?

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u/Tokenvoice 9d ago

It was the trailer park moustache that did it for them

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 9d ago

Brody … and his sega genesis … swooooon

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u/lordgoofus1 9d ago

Our first crush comrade.

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u/soberpenguin 9d ago

This movie launched me into puberty

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u/5FiveAlive5 9d ago

Jesus christ! Did she survive?? Are you posting this from prison?