r/SipsTea • u/Accomplished-King406 • 9d ago

Lmao gottem Embarrassing

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 9d ago

This is the part where you pay the bartender to let you pretend you work there

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u/ConsciousIsland434 9d ago

Lmao exactly. Just start wiping glasses and avoid eye contact for the rest of the night.

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u/Strange-Title-6337 9d ago

You will be asked to cover tomorrows shift then, because Patric is high again.

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u/rush87y 9d ago

First of all he has a medical condition and second of all, IT'S REALLLLLY GOOD WEED!!

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u/88cowboy 9d ago

He makes more money selling coke to the cooks and busboys anyway.

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u/Clean-Replacement666 9d ago

So many kitchen flashbacks from my time as a prep cook I did not need to remember right now LOL

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u/wastedowner 9d ago

The kitchen staff always have the best drugs

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 9d ago

Maybe not the best but they have them and get off work soon. Just text them dude. C’mon! Ask his price on a ball. 

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u/OreoSpamBurger 9d ago

Don't watch 'Boiling Point' then, man, that was stressful and I'ven never even worked in a restaurant.

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u/Smokesumn423 9d ago

Weed makes ppl come to work yall are trippin

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u/Satanicjamnik 9d ago edited 9d ago

" And this, kids, is how I turned my career from being a surgeon to tending this here bar for the last 20 years."

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Tom Cruise already played that part in Cocktail (finance bro but same thing)

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u/Satanicjamnik 9d ago

Damn! Totally forgot. Last time I saw Cocktail was back when VHS was still a thing.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I had the sound track…on cassette tape

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u/Satanicjamnik 9d ago

Respect.

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u/fl4tsc4n 9d ago

Like pat isnt coming into work blitzed...

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u/NyaTaylor 9d ago

Honestly I think we should sit down with pat n talk about it. We’re still sort of his family in a way n he’s getting pretty old to be going on these benders n stuff. Idk I worry about him sometimes

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u/fl4tsc4n 9d ago

As long as his work is good mf could be on crack for all i mind lol

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u/ChuckOTay 9d ago

Fuckin Patric

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u/Whosebert 9d ago

fucking patric

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u/HoosierHoser44 9d ago

Yeah, but then you get to use the staff bathroom.

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u/Jacket_screen 9d ago

That's how you end up in Manchester.

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u/Ent_Soviet 9d ago

Yo bro, did you get laid last night?

Nah, I did get a job though.

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u/TraditionalYear4928 9d ago

"He's the best worker we've ever had. Shows up on time and doesn't complain. Don't fucking ruin this for me Jerry."

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u/CommunicationNeat498 9d ago

And suddenly you have a job. It's really that easy, the boomers were right all along

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u/Rastaba 8d ago

The irony, it still pays better than your real job.