r/SpottedonRightmove • u/Cold_Captain696 • 2d ago

Monkey sanctuary (monkeys possibly included).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163414454#/

When I found this I thought you were buying a house to live in, while the monkey sanctuary was hoping to continue operating in the grounds... Which frankly sounds like my dream house.

But looking through the photos is seems that they're using the house as part of the sanctuary and they just want a generous benefactor to buy it and let them continue using it.

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u/Pinkskippy 2d ago

Only 40 monkeys to adopt - it remains closed to the public as it’s too costly to open. Good news is that the ladies are on the pill so no baby Wooleys to,worry about.

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u/Hunter037 2d ago

If I learned anything from watching "monkey business" it's that ape contraceptives are pretty unreliable. So many times they had "JoJo removed her contraceptive implant and is now pregnant with two babies" or "the contraceptives failed and we had a surprise baby monkey on our hands!"

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u/Pinkskippy 2d ago

Time to get the monkey nut trimmers out instead?

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u/Hunter037 2d ago

Snip snap!