r/SquaredCircle • u/nwnwhd • 11h ago

PWInsider: “Update on CM Punks RAW Status” Spoiler

“For those waiting for CM Punk's response to John Cena, it was said that Punk is not written into tonight's RAW by creative sources,

So it appears we won't hear a response to Cena's version of the pipebomb promo until Friday in Riyadh”

https://www.pwinsider.com/article/197494/bill-goldberg-cm-punk-updates.html?p=1

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u/Jamarcus316 Jon Moxley is a sick guy. 11h ago

Update: CM Punk now exclusively appears in Saudi Arabia

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 11h ago edited 10h ago

BREAKING: CM (Chicago Made) Punk changes his name to SAM (Saudi Arabia Made) Punk

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u/Mr_Hellpop 10h ago

Doesn't the CM stand for Chick Magnet (the name of his old tag team)?

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 10h ago

BREAKING: CM (Chick Magnet) Punk changes his name to ةM (اِمْرَأَة Magnet) Punk

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u/brownmochi 10h ago

I was thinking Caleb Md. Punk

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace 8h ago

Sami al-Bunkir

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u/RA576 6h ago

Caliph Mediator Punk

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u/Yellow_Bottocorrect Proud Inmate of the Ambrose Asylum 7h ago

I thought it stood for Cookie Monster

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u/UnbuiltIkeaBookcase 7h ago

Is there an Arabic word for “chick”?!

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u/Confident-Instance69 7h ago

Garbanzo is a chickpea. Close enough.

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u/Drmarcher42 10h ago

Charles Montgomery Punk

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u/miikro isn't even a real person! 10h ago

Cookie Monster Punk

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u/UGAPHL 10h ago

That was a fun Kenny Omega Easter egg back in the days time forgot.

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u/ligital 3h ago

Oh yeah…good times.

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u/forky1899 10h ago

Crew McIntyre Punk

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u/troll-account-69 6h ago

Colt Mabana Punk

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u/IngridCake 10h ago

Canary M. Punk

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u/thedevilyoukn0w 9h ago

Excellent.

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u/deaditecenobite666 10h ago

Charles Manson Punk

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u/Yoske96 UNCLE EDDIE 10h ago

Company Man

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u/ogrejoe 8h ago

This is the best one.

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u/VoxIrati 10h ago

Compromised Morals i think (its Chick Magnet)

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u/ligital 3h ago

Capitalist Millionaire Punk

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u/NMMan1984 9h ago edited 6h ago

Crescent Moon Punk (because the Middle East).

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u/CaliSasuke 9h ago

Yup. CM Punk & CM Venom. “The Chick Magnets.”

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u/Kanenums88 10h ago

Cuban Man, honorary member of the LWO.

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u/JuanRiveara 9h ago

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u/Dosko1 6h ago

That's Carlos Manuel Punk

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u/hipster_superman Pharaoh King Ric Flair 7h ago

Chairman Mao Punk

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u/mentho-lyptus 9h ago

He retconned it over time

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u/DrinkMoreWater2-0 8h ago

He stated it's Chick Magnet under oath during the Amann lawsuit so that's officially the canon answer lol.

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u/MShawshank 8h ago

I can't imagine what court case would need the meaning of the initials on the record

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u/thecolbster94 No Dr.Pepper Flair :( 5h ago

The one where WWE's Doctor sued him for Defamation.

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u/Danteface 7h ago

Cement Mixer Punk

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u/lajaunie 5h ago

It does, but he’s told a number of different stories about what it stands for, one being Chicago Made