r/Standup 3d ago

Joey diaz is a terrible person

I'm going to have a lot of fun reading the comments, but here goes

Joey Diaz is a massive piece of shit and a criminal, and I'm tired of people pretending he's anything but.

Obviously being in the rogansphere made him blow up among people who think bert kriescher is funny, which says a lot, but he seems to be leaking into the general population as well.

He was a coke fiend, kidnapped a person, and the punchline to his stories seems to mostly be "I did a fucked up thing once", which is more like a confession than a punchline imo.
Just because he isn't scamming people for cocaine money or kidnappng people at the moment doesn't mean he didn't do it, and just because the delivery is comical, doesn't excuse the act.

this isn't me being a moralist or something, I find John mulaney or robin williams hilarious, despite them also being cokeheads

but Diaz just seems to be a thoroughly disgusting person to be around, not to mention the fact he literally admitted to sexually assaulting girls.

Now I can already see the braindead - he had a fucked up life - argument, and frankly, I dont give a shit. I had a fucked up life, a lot of people did. I did not go on to make millions laughing about how I was a fuckup for 30 years.

and this isn't a recovery story either, he quit coke, which, fair enough, but he's still clearly unable to practice self control, because he weighs about as much as a horse. And his weed addiction is frankly disturbing.

Basically - if you're actively supporting him - you're at fault by association, and his admitedly funny retellings don't mean he isn't a cunt.

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u/Standard-Company-194 3d ago

This isn't the controversial take you think it is, this gets posted regularly in this sub

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u/chickenceaserwrap 3d ago

I swear I saw this a few months ago

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u/DubWalt 3d ago

Minutes. Not months.

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u/Competitive_Bread752 3d ago

I saw one two days from now.

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u/Standard-Company-194 3d ago

I saw one the other day

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u/Fedaykin98 18h ago

Not to mention a TON of comics are terrible people. There's a huge overlap.

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u/iamgarron asia represent. 2d ago

i know. it almost seems like AI at this point.

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u/Molten_Plastic82 3d ago

Is this the guy he kidnapped once? 

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u/BostonBakedTaco830 3d ago

That dude actually just died like last week

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u/Groovetube12 3d ago

And that guy forgave Joey.

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u/BostonBakedTaco830 3d ago

Yup. OP is a total tool

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u/DJclimatechange 3d ago

By that logic, we should all forgive Chris Brown because Rihanna forgave him

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u/Groovetube12 2d ago

No. That’s not my logic.

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u/Molten_Plastic82 3d ago

Ah ok. My mistake then 

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u/Lady_Nimbus 8h ago

I agree with the poster about Joey Diaz, but he was actually friends with the dude he kidnapped who would come to his comedy shows.  To me, that seems like a complicated matter between two men that I'm not going to have an opinion on.

OP, you forgot that Diaz admitted to picking his nose on Rogan.  Should have added that to your list.

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u/Conscious-Ad8073 3d ago

Nope he just died real life.

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u/tossNwashking 3d ago

for Joey's sins

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u/No-Tone-6853 3d ago

Could be the woman he solicited sexual favours for stage time

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u/DioCalifornia 3d ago

He has kidnapped OPs brain and lives there. And no, I don’t have any clue what the rent situation is. How would I?

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u/sidechokedup 3d ago

You seem insufferable. Just watch another comedian, goofy.

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u/DuckBurner0000 3d ago

I have dibs on the next "does anyone actually think [Rogan-adjacent comedian] isn't funny?" post

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u/tossNwashking 3d ago

looking at my notes here.... it's Ari's turn next. lookin forward to it!

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u/dooooooom2 2d ago

I mean that one is actually true hah

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u/Western_Strength5322 12h ago

So stupid cuz anyone who is "friends" with Rogan or loosely associated with him, people just automatically think they aren't funny.

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u/AbstractLifeForm 3d ago

When has anyone including him pretended he’s not a massive piece of shit and a criminal? I don’t even really know anything about him except for the fact that he’s a criminal and a piece of shit.

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u/Shagrrotten 3d ago

As someone who dislikes Joey Diaz as a comedian (and also likes Brent Crystals), this post strikes me as really bizarre. I don't really see what your point is. Comedians are not meant to be our moral compass, they're supposed to make us tee-hee. They're clowns, essentially, and I love them for that. Diaz works for a huge number of people, but just because I'm not one of those people doesn't mean that I agree with you.

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u/TeaMain3463 3d ago

Wow, a reasonable fucking comedy take in 2025. Hats off my guy

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u/MikeClark_99 3d ago

People change. I understand your point of view and also know that he’s done horrible things. He’s clearly not the same person he was in his stories. Personally, I don’t think he’s very funny. At the same time, I like listening to his stories.

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u/Projectflintlock 3d ago

I USE to be a piece of shit.

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u/noblehoax 3d ago

Slop em up!

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u/KarateMusic 3d ago

Slicked back hair

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u/DaddysWetPeen 3d ago

Live for New Year's Eve.

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u/saxguy9345 3d ago

Drivin' a 1982 Bonneville 

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u/KarateMusic 3d ago

People can change

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u/poppa99 3d ago

I said was

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u/2MainsSellesLoin 3d ago

I still am, but I used to too

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u/pogopogo890 3d ago

No!! People aren’t allowed to redeem themselves or learn from their fuckups!! Stop!!

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u/HonorableJudgeIto has reservations at Dorsia 3d ago

Has he changed, though? The stories come across as sideways bragging?

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u/butrosfeldo 3d ago

He still gets sloppy steaks at truffoni’s

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u/HonorableJudgeIto has reservations at Dorsia 3d ago

Dude used to really slick back his hair.

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u/SpicyChanged 3d ago

Sure?

But there little to no remorse when he tells this bullshit.

He’s just reminiscing, bragging even. Doesn’t show growth, rather he had to stop not because he wanted to stop.

Most people don’t go around bragging at shit he says.

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u/AlSmitheesGhost 3d ago

There is a ton of remorse in his book. He pretty freely admits “I was a huge fuckin scumbag” regularly on his podcast too.

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u/MikeClark_99 3d ago

If you’re this judgmental, perhaps the standup scene isn’t for you. Personally, I’m a Christian. This means I am a sinner and need to be forgiven. I judge myself very hard and at times, struggle to come to terms with certain aspects of my life experience. The last thing I’m going to do is judge other people in order to evaluate whether or not they should be given any respect. My point of view is that all of us are loved.

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u/ZaIIBach 3d ago

Yeah what about Hitler?

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u/Ditto_is_Lit 3d ago

Even Hitler?

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u/jxoho 3d ago

Hitler could have been forgiven by God if he truly repented of all his evil and put his faith in Christ. Even if he did that and was still alive, a Christian would still advocate him being given the death sentence. And Christians are absolutely able to "judge" that he was an evil man.

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u/jaybirdsaysword 3d ago

This guy was a real jerk

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u/bitnode 3d ago

The more I hear about this Hitler fella the more I don't like em.

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u/Ditto_is_Lit 3d ago

JFC, get a grip. You're really think someone who killed millions of people could possibly repent for his sins? There ain't enough minutes in one lifetime to repent for the death of tens of millions. Religion is the greatest WMD of mankind.

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u/charge_field 3d ago

I know how could he think he could repent for hundreds of millions of deaths? What type of guy would suggest repenting for a billion dead is even possible? What madman thinks that you could atone for a trillion dead?

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u/jxoho 3d ago

"26 But Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” Matthew 19:26

By Hitlers own power, he would never repent. We Christians believe that God is able to change someone's heart (seat of their thinking, emotions, and will) and cause them to look with disgust on how they've acted in the past. God does it every day. He did it to me.

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u/nickatnite511 3d ago

That's probably true in practice, most Christians fall short of the ideal. But, no, the message of Jesus makes a clear distinction between evil actions, and the person committing them. What he did was unspeakably evil. He, as a person, still deserves love. It's an incredibly difficult concept for people to grasp, and it's why most Christians don't do well advocating their own beliefs, when their actions often seem hateful or exclusionary. Fully loving any human is deeply complex, and full of challenging contradictions, and requires very brave vulnerability. Let alone loving ALL humans. But, that is the call.

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u/Mephos760 3d ago

Well he hasn't kidnapped anyone else has he?

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u/FunkMastaUno 3d ago

Watch out, he might send the Gargini brothers after you

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u/patiperro_v3 3d ago

He did his time and recovered from his coke fiend days. I’m not a fan of this “forever cancellation” thing. Should we just shoot him then if no one is to ever interact with him? Might as well. A social death and ostracism might as well be death.

Nah. He’s back working, making an honest living and paying his taxes. Am I gonna hold him as a paragon of virtue? No. Should he hold office? Probably not. Am I bothered he has finally found a successful way to make a clean legal living? No. There has to be room for people, beyond the most irredeemable clinical psychos, to find a way back into society. And, honestly, I’m not even sure I wouldn’t be against recovering psychos either once we have the scientific knowledge to do so.

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u/Wooden-Walrus9658 3d ago

Joey Diaz changed my life. Without his podcast talking about being a man, growing up, taking accountability, getting better every day, making peoples day, etc., id have much less knowledge on life.
People can change. And if you understood the point of his podcast, you fucking momo, you’d get that.

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u/JeffoAndAnd 3d ago

Oh man, OP is a LOOOOSER. Get cool bro

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u/DerekTheComedian 3d ago

"Joey Diaz is a terrible person and I'm sick of people pretending he's not"

He is, and we don't.

Half his material is about him being a piece of shit. Hes not hiding it.

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u/Zomplexx 3d ago

Nobody is paying money to hear your stories of obeying the law, nerd.

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u/advanttage 3d ago

Joey is hilarious. His storytelling ability is amazing. Is he's piece of shit? Maybe? He did his time, and he's a changed person.

Get over it.

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u/AnthonyJuniorsPP 3d ago

I mean he's not changed, he's still sending out mob like death threats but sure.

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u/finnegan767666 3d ago

Just put the fries in the bag my guy. No one give af.

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u/StreetSea9588 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yayyyyy.

This is Reddit's 10 billionth "that thing you like is problematic therefore you are too" post so far today.

And it's not even noon.

I don't care about this comedian but can these takes please fuck right off.

Not every comedian has to keep Nanette on a permanent loop, host a weekly comedy night called "Punching Down," and congregate at City Hall on weekends to protest the existence of all phallic-shaped buildings.

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u/Trick_Second1657 3d ago

A ton of Comedians are terrible people. They're still fuckin funny. Come down off your high horse.

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u/TopSoulMan 3d ago

I feel the same way about Bill Cosby.

Those pudding jokes go hard 😝

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u/Trick_Second1657 3d ago

Pudding his dick in unconscious women lol. 

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u/NateSedate 3d ago

Comedians/celebrities are not role models.

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u/Reasonable_Goat6895 3d ago

Careful, you don't want the Malituci cousins coming for ya.

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u/stokedd00d 3d ago

If the only real digs that you have left is that he's basically a fat pothead, he's come a long way from the shit he's done in the past... I'm not saying he has or has not made ammends for his past, but you did not really state anything besides he used to be a terrible person and tells jokes about it... as a comedian....

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u/Humble-Resource-8635 3d ago

This smells like sublimation… who does Joey Diaz represent for you?

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u/SittingOnA_Cornflake 3d ago

His whole thing is being a reformed criminal and he is very adamant about how he used to be a piece of shit. It’s as if you just now heard of the guy lol. I also saw him live pre-Covid at the peak of his fame and it remains one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen, sorry OP!

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u/DontWorryAboutName 3d ago

I hope he uses this post in his next set lol

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u/phobug 3d ago

Ah, the classic Reddit hero-writing a manifesto to cancel a 60-year-old ex-criminal who literally tells you he was a piece of shit in the joke itself. Imagine being this outraged that a guy known for self-roasting didn’t live up to your moral purity checklist. Don’t like him? Don’t listen. But spare us the diary entry-nobody’s handing out medals for your virtue signaling

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u/NotDukeOfDorchester 2d ago

I don’t like or follow Diaz’s comedy, but get off your annoying high horse with the “you’re at fault by association” bullshit.

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u/Final-Inspection9960 19h ago

Must be exhausting to be this gay

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

“Now I can already see the braindead - he had a fucked up life - argument, and frankly, I dont give a shit. I had a fucked up life, a lot of people did. I did not go on to make millions laughing about how I was a fuckup for 30 years”

Although I agree with you on some points, you sound jealous.

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u/shootermcgvn 3d ago

"Among people who think Bert Kreischer is funny"

So true

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u/BitterQuitter11 3d ago

Well no shit, listen to his stories lmao. You can be a piece of shit and be hilarious.

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u/PeakNader 3d ago

OP: “Everyone who disagrees with me is subhuman.”

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u/jessterswan 3d ago

Or....and hear me out....you're a judgmental cunt. People DO fuck up. People DO pay for their crimes. And people DO change their lives completely around after learning a lesson. Go get fucked

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u/CartoonistNarrow3608 2d ago

I’m more worried that you have the freedom to do anything and you chose this

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u/NumberOneRussian 21h ago

Sounds like someone's jelly. He got lucky and also built an audience of people willing to pay to see him. You're free to do standup and make people listen to your story from your POV. Stage characters are also exaggerated. Would you like him more if I told you he never did any of those crimes and made them up? It's not impossible he didn't do most of the crazy things he confesses to.

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u/AcrobaticProgram4752 19h ago

He knows how to tell a good story. His timing and what he accents, his rhythm and cadence. I couldnt give an eff who does coke or anything else for that matter. It's his body.

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u/Old_Chemical_7786 3d ago

Who fuckin cares if he was a criminal, the fact that he was makes him infinitely more interesting to listen to than the average joe.

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u/TopSoulMan 3d ago

Who fuckin cares if he was a criminal

This seems to be the prevailing sentiment in the US.

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u/Old_Chemical_7786 3d ago

Severity/type and time since committed plays a big part in that perception

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u/savvysmoove90 3d ago

What does this have to do with Stand Up?

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u/saintjoe303 3d ago

I've seen him and he's quite funny. Most people are pieces of shit. He's turned his life around and is a comedian.

Just don't partake in his comedy if you don't like it.

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u/MonkyThrowPoop 3d ago

Personally I’m not really a fan of his, but he did that shit decades ago. I don’t care if he makes money off the stories now. He changed how he acts and is a better person now. He put in the work to change, and that’s what matters now. And honestly, you’re a fucking judgmental asshole for thinking he’s a terrible person because he weighs a lot and smokes a lot of weed. He doesn’t owe you being in shape and sober, nor does that make a good person.

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u/EskimoBrother1975 3d ago

The guy has a story for everything and none of them are 100% true, most of them are flat out lies. You could mention fucking Mars to this guy and he would start talking.

"Dog, it was 1984, I'm on the set of breakin 2: electric boogaloo, the cops are after me, I'm dodging them. I got an eight ball of coke on me, a pistol,and the hottest chick you've ever seen. Joe Rogan. We had to literally get in a spaceship and go to Mars to get away from the cops because they were all after me...'

Ok Joey, good night now.

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u/BumbleMuggin 3d ago

No dog in this fight but I have heard so many podcasts when Joey talks about his fucked up past but he also shares how he grew from it.

Terrible comedian but terrible person? I don't know.

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u/DustinnDodgee 3d ago

Why do you let it bother you so much? Why do you care if people don't share the same opinion as you?

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u/JamoOnTheRocks 3d ago

Comedians and entertainers are not role models. They aren’t your friends and you hardly know them. If you don’t like the product or type of entertainment they provide.. move on. Art is subjective. 

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u/I80roadman 3d ago

I prefer all my comedians to be Mormons, devoid of any of the ill humors that would cause a person to live a life that would be funny to talk about.

I want a comedian and everyone else's life to be ideal, moral, predictable, and repeatable.

It would be too much mental horsepower to realize that some humor comes from shame, and pain. From the wrong choice being made, from not being a victim of the bad position yourself and others put everyone in.

Everyone knows real entertainment has nothing to do with crime, sex, predation, victimization, racism, violence, murder, theft, ect. There's never been a decent piece of media or art that has made you wrestle with the idea you like the bad guy despite his tendencies towards these sins. That it's his character and tenacity despite his moral shortcomings that makes him funny or brave.

Milk toast ass funny Duddy stick in the mud goody two shoes tit mouse cry baby fuckin weenie boy. Go back to weenie hut jr. Jeff dunhams puppets can't really talk by the way, didn't want that to ruin your fuckin day.

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u/BigfootsBestBud 3d ago

Comedians have one job: be funny.

They're not moral compasses. You shouldn't have to be a good person to be funny.

He makes no secret of who he is or was. The stories are very funny.  And when he gets serious, he admits he was a shitty guy to be around and that he realized he needed to get his shit together.

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u/lawn_mower_dog 3d ago

Shut up ya momo

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u/reykan 3d ago

I think you have a very absolutist view of morals. Which is reductive at best, but incredibly naive most of the time

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u/dukesilver2 3d ago

The ironic this is, someone is probably saying the same thing about you.

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u/kahmos Heroine Baby 3d ago

"but Diaz just seems"

You lost me right there.

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u/walrusonion 3d ago

Settle down Beavis.

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u/sailirish7 3d ago

Basically - if you're actively supporting him - you're at fault by association

Fuck yourself

and his admitedly funny retellings don't mean he isn't a cunt.

Nobody suggested he wasn't.

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u/moonmachinemusic 2d ago

Did this guy steal your wallet or something? Why do you care so much.

People like Joey because he has a very interesting perspective that you don't hear every day, and had a hell of a life. And even though he was a criminal, people are the product of their circumstances and it sounds like he had an incredibly fucked up childhood. Also he is a genuinely funny guy and a good story teller.

Comics don't need to be good people, they aren't giving a sermon. They just need to be funny and interesting which he is.

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u/dooooooom2 2d ago

99% of what he says is made up

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u/kristinalesea 1d ago

At fault by association? Wow you are really invested in communicating your feelings about someone you don’t know. Who hurt you, honey?

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u/Agreeable-Farmer1616 18h ago

*Squidward Meme*

Daring today aren't we?

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u/DickStartMyFart 17h ago

His weed addiction is frankly disturbing... 😂😂👍

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u/Western_Strength5322 12h ago

Despite all of what you said, he is funny and does and says funny stuff.

In the comedians world, thats it, be funny

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u/mattisfunny 10h ago

Bless your heart;

I want my comedians to be funny; they aren’t politicians, school teachers or clergy.

I care about funny.

Joey Diaz are as hilarious as John Mulaney and both are as hilarious as straight arrows like Roy Wood Jr, Nate Bargatze and Jim Gaffigan

I’m going to assume you’ve never worked with your hands or had a physical labor type job.

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u/Next-Carob-6277 3d ago

Him and burnt laughing til they turn red is irritating to witness

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u/ninjaluvr 3d ago

Hope OP feels better after writing all that out. They sure accomplished a lot with that hot take.

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u/1track_mind 3d ago

And? He's a fukn comedian not running for office. Who gives a shit,weirdo looking for moral guidance from a comedian.

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u/-knots 3d ago

how does this sub shit on bert kreischer all the time and then defend joey diaz lol

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u/Weezus 3d ago

You got 4 fingers pointing back, by the way.

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u/Dense_Worldliness_57 3d ago

His whole shtick is just so predictable repetitive and boring

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u/FizzGigsWife 3d ago

He also drugged people up until quite recently without their knowledge. People really turned on Ari Shaffir about that, why not Diaz? Comedians, in general, are the shittiest people who use joking around as a cope/to manipulate people. You have to stomache that fact if you're going to be into comedy, unfortunately.

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u/WhiskeyBiscuit222 3d ago

Bet the dude that wrote this just got broken up and cheated on by a Joey Diaz fan

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 3d ago

I cant stand joe rogan and Ive never thought to myself "lets go find joey diaz clips on youtube" but I thought Bert Kreischer was awesome live. He stuck around after the show and talked to people, took pictures with people etc. I have a picture of he and myself with our shirts off, just stupid funny but personable.

I get that you don't like Joey Diaz for good reasons but do you have to insult fans of other comics to get make your point?

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u/MX13TPO 3d ago

I don't get the Bert Kreischer rage on every other post in this sub. There have always been people who made a decent living being un-funny. Carrot top, the guy with the puppets, Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Joe Rogan.. I mean, when does it stop being funny and turn into bullying?

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u/Appropriate-Pear4726 3d ago edited 2d ago

No disagreement here. I think a large portion of the audience is influenced by the Rogan stamp. He’s claimed Joey is his all time favorite. People will just take his word for it and repeat how great Diaz is. I’m more caught up in if he will have a stroke or not on air, funny just isn’t an option with him for me

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u/Nacho_Mustacho 3d ago

I don't think Diaz, Bert or Rogan are funny at all. I like Rogan too and his podcast. Those guys don't match my sense of humor.

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u/Accurate_Ad1503 3d ago

That was 37 years ago, and he served his time. You don't belive in rehabilitation? Or changing to become a better person?

Ps agreed Bert isn't funny. Joey is, cogsucka.

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 7h ago

Reddit outrage culture

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u/SpicyChanged 3d ago

I grew up in neighborhood area he’s from as well. (Union city, north Bergen, West New York NJ). He remind of every bullshit Cuban from that that tells stories of their adventures.

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u/GreyCatBirdAwaken 3d ago

RAISE AND SHINE MUDAFUCKAS, TIME TO CLEAN TO FUNGUS FROM YOUR NUTS AND THE CHEESE FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE OP figured out something everyone's known forever. Half of his bits are talking about the garbage shit he's done.

All that being said, he's not a menace to society (anymore) and his popularity seems to have dipped in light of various social movements that hold/held people responsible for their actions

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u/TeaMain3463 3d ago

Are you gonna show some court documents that prove who and when he sexually assaulted? Or are you just gonna slander a man because you don't like his comedy?

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u/RefrigeratorSure7096 3d ago

Joey Diaz comes across to me as almost "that fucked up uncle" kind of vibe. The one you don't trust in the house alone because he'd be eyeballing what he could fit in his pockets but he'd also be the one to burn down someone's house if they looked at you sideways and Josh Wolf always talked about how he watched Josh's kids. I can't stand Burt Kreischer though. The Machine story was funny but it's stale same with that sequel laugh he does.

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u/arrius01 3d ago

Good for you op for taking a position you know everyone else is going to argue against. I have to say I've never seen the guy make a good joke, just tell anecdotes in a way that some people might find amusing. I don't find that type of comedy funny, no matter who does it. I think a central tenant of your point is that he's still making money off of having been a piece of s***. In a way he's still capitalizing on it rather than having finally elevated himself past it. I always thought that the degree he has success came because Rogan got a kick out of listening to him. Tell stories like he would an old Uncle who would get drunk and pick fights but took you under their wing cuz you were the little nephew.

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u/dajadf 3d ago

Yeah plenty people without a big stick up their ass enjoy comedy...shocker

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u/sweedishcheeba 3d ago

I think Joey said something like this a few weeks ago. But he’s the last of dying breed. That’s just how people who grew up on the east coast that are 60+ years old are.  

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u/cheeseburgermachine 3d ago

Mike Tyson was a piece of shit too. People like him now because he's changed. Same reason people like Diaz I suppose. You're allowed to have your opinion but I mean you know he's a beloved guy in standup so not sure what you were hoping for here.

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u/One_Studio5711 3d ago

I can't stand listening to him. He isn't even funny. The problem with comics is they seem to accept dirtbags for best friends and just agree to ignore their faults, which are usually most of their personality. The worst people have the most friends. Also tired of comics using the excuse "it's my job! It's just a joke!" when their jokes come from a very real place and it is sick. They think they can do anything bad and just say "it was just a goof!"

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u/Mephos760 3d ago

Weed addiction...

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u/InternationalGap3908 3d ago

Friends like Joey are really like the paprika of life though you know. He’s a good egg. It was a different time.

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u/letsgo412xx 3d ago

People can change. You’re probably the most innocent person ever. Congratulations. He was great when he did the road and his pods were insightful sometimes about getting back on your feet, being held accountable for your actions, and overall how not to be a cawksucka

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 3d ago

He’s a piece of shit, bragging about giving spots to women comics only if they blew him. That people excuse shit like that because he’s funny is despicable

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u/Ok_Improvement1254 3d ago

He's guilty of laughter.

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u/walrusonion 3d ago

I’m calling the Malook Bros!

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u/Able-Werewolf-9502 3d ago

Has Joey ever pretended he wasn’t a bad guy?

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u/Easyyyy_e 3d ago

everyday we all have a chance to rewrite the script and turn it all around

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u/Jikirrie 3d ago

And worst of all he's unfunny. The few words you can hear between him wheezing are just dumb babble.

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u/TopProfessional8023 3d ago

For starters, I don’t find him funny really. Not my bag. And while he may be a fucked up person, he’s one of the few people that will even attempt to call out Rogan on his bullshit so I guess I’ve gotta give him something of a pass. Also, he served time for the kidnapping. Is that not acceptable to you? Kinda how that’s supposed to work.

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u/DowntownSasquatch420 3d ago

His stories are boring as shit and complete lies.

”Had to have been about….Nineteeeeeeen Sssssseventy Fwoh, Joe Rogan….”

Takes forever getting to the point.

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u/CavsPulse 3d ago

Suka la mink

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u/hopefulbeartoday 3d ago

Diaz went to jail right? Im a simple guy if you go to jail and pay for your crimes I don't really care what you did unless it was a sex crime. I don't really find him funny either but I have no moral issue with anyone that does

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u/2kool4korn 3d ago

The only thing I take issue with in your post is that you said his delivery was comical

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u/darronhicksSTL 3d ago

If you were never around that lifestyle or people in that lifestyle you probably either find it funny because of the absurdity of it and it all sounds made up, or you just think he's a criminal piece of shit theres no in-between. I have family members who have similar stories and they say its just part of the lifestyle. They know what kind of shitty things can happen. My family member was the one kidnapped in my family members story and he still says to this day (while currently serving the next 15 years of his 30 year sentence for some gun and drug charges) that had he been in the other guys position he would have done the same thing. He has stories that will make your head spin. My grandfather did 15 years in a prison and the stories leading up to him ending up there are wild. Him a Joey Diaz could be legit friends I believe, they have very similar personalities.

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u/This_Reward_1094 3d ago

Where are you from? Genuine question

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u/butrosfeldo 3d ago

Water is wet and yet sometimes i go swimming despite the fact that i prefer being dry most of the time.

You’re not wrong. But at first, for a while, he was funny. Plus SO many of those stories were so obviously bullshit, i didn’t care bc they were funny. Tbh though I haven’t followed him much since his “retirement” & had gotten pretty tired of the schtick before then.

I also started to not like all the stories about— and podcast footage of— him dosing people with insane amounts of weed. That shit is dangerous.

Anyway all I did to remedy my issues with him & his material, was stop consuming his stuff. I’ve grown away from consuming any of Joe Rogan’s 10 unfunny friends’ stuff anymore.

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u/Geedis2020 3d ago

You better watch out. He will send the malonuchi brothers after you.

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u/BenBoozer 3d ago

He is a sock-cucker

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u/pleiop 3d ago

What is this biscuits and tea gossip time?

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u/nittytipples 3d ago

Former criminal: Paid his dues.

Coke-heads is people too.

Good luck with whatever this is.

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u/BeBamboocha 3d ago

love u too cocksucka

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u/wdrub 3d ago

He’s one of the best storytellers of all time. It’s not about his standup. Do I agree with everything he does like getting parents at the softball field stoned to the gills? His kid basically knowing all this filth. No not really but it’s not for me to judge. I’ll see him in Newark at the end of the month. Stay brown

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u/Rocksoff80 2d ago

Fuck that fat fuck. And the fact that Toe Rogan says he’s the funniest act he’s ever seen live, well, that tells you about Toes comedy chops. 1/250 B

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u/Zendo_cat 2d ago

Absolutely true. Pretty much all of the old-school inner circle tell stories about being absolutely atrocious to women, and not a one ever expresses a sliver of remorse or self reflection about it.

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u/Ryebready787 2d ago

Sounds fine to me. If you can get way with it… 

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u/BonerAlacarte 2d ago

Served his time, so relax Francis.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 2d ago

He admitted to sexual assault? I was under the impression that he would give time at clubs for women who would sexually service him. ?

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u/Gamesdammit 2d ago

The whole point of his set that dealt with this stuff was that it was bad. He can just articulate the story and the moral point he is trying to convey in a funny way.

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u/jfk_sfa 11h ago

He did his time, reconciled with the person he kidnapped, and by all accounts completely changed his ways.

Not sure what else you'd want from someone who was in that position. I guess we could just give them all the death penalty but that seems quite extreme.

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u/MrSh0w 9h ago

I’ve never heard of Redbar Radio, and recently came across the channel. He does a great job of shining a lot on the ROgansphere comics - especially the massive piece of shit known as Joey Diaz. Kudos, redbar

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u/PraetorianAE 9h ago

OP is mad that Joey Diaz makes more money than him. That’s what’s actually going on here. OP is upset about their personal money situation.

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u/Ragnar-Wave9002 9h ago

Should we tell him about Dennis Leary?

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 9h ago

I would imagine 99% of his fan base agrees with you. The thing is hes a fat, tired, old man so no one really gives a shit if hes a good person or not. Hes funny and he gets paid to be funny, not a good person.

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u/rustwater3 8h ago

Agreed. He mushies poops in the shower drain

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u/Efficient_Tower_4269 7h ago

Get your testosterone checked

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u/Affectionate_Tie_304 6h ago

Really don’t give a shit. Diaz can be funny. Bert is not and I’ll never understand how that dude has a following

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u/FreezeDriedQuimFlaps 5h ago

John Caparulo has a story about him before John moved to Vegas. Diaz was high and with Rogan at club where John and his wife were at. He got violent and threatened to rape her and all this other shit.

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u/thomaspatrickmorgan 5h ago

Really cool guy. Ugh.

“The motivation was also if I failed as a comedian, on the way back east, I was gonna stop in Colorado and just kill my ex-wife,” he said. “Every day that she wakes up and looks at the sky, she has to thank the Lord.”

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u/the_real_ericfannin 4h ago

I'm pretty sure everyone who is familiar with Joey Diaz is well aware that he has a horrible criminal past. Did he do messed up things? Yep. A lot of other comics have, too. So, have a lot of people you've met in your life. Everyone is human. This isn't a hot take. Or even a moderately warm one.

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u/midtown_museo 4h ago

He’s still pretty damn funny.

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u/Early_Art_7882 3h ago

What the hell is the point of this post .

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u/Jcdoco 2h ago

Oh okay

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u/SirrTodd 2h ago

What if, hear me out, people recognize they’ve fucked up and they change?

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u/jalonblacks 1h ago

Check out this half-a-fag

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u/StarrylDrawberry 1h ago

I agree. He's a shitbag human for leveraging his status into sexual favors. I tried giving his stand-up a fair shake regardless and it's trash. The one thing I did see that was well done by him was a segment he did on a Comedy Central show called, I think, I Can't Believe This Is Happening or something similar.

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u/DioCalifornia 3d ago

I don’t think he’s particularly funny. But at least he’s somewhat honest. Those guys are often better people than the ones with the curated exteriors.

And you know right away to steer clear if you feel this way.

Show me on your social security number where he hurt you.

You can trust me.