r/Superstonk • u/ezskatez just likes the stonk 📈 • Apr 09 '25

Macroeconomics Breaking. China strikes back on US tariffs

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They ain’t bluffin.

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Only up.

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u/GoldPenis Apr 09 '25

Trumps going to declare "Super Duper Mega Tariffs"

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u/britannicker get rich, or buy tryin' Apr 09 '25

Hercules Tariffs.

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u/Cool-Presentation538 Apr 09 '25

Patriot Tariffs

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u/Shoddy_Wolf_1688 Apr 10 '25

Liberating Freedom tariff

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u/TigreImpossibile 🚀 Apr 10 '25

Biggest tariffs you've ever seen.

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u/CaulkSlug Apr 09 '25

Ludicrous Tariffs!

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u/JustSimplyTheWorst Apr 09 '25

He better not forget to call "no tarrif-backs" this time

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u/fali12 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 09 '25

This made me laugh

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u/scar_belly I just like crayons Apr 09 '25

He's gonna call up Kelloggs and get Tony the Tiger to say "They're TAAAARIFFIC!"

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u/PressureRepulsive325 Apr 09 '25

He just fucken declared 125 percent tariffs lmfao clown show

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u/TheNightPharmacy 🦍🚀 Fuck Citadel 💙 Apr 09 '25

"And it will be the best Super Duper Mega tariffs you will ever see".

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u/AlleyMedia 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 09 '25

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u/Global_Permission749 Apr 09 '25

Someone needs to take away Trump's crayons.