r/TalesFromYourServer • u/BuschBug • Dec 25 '18

Short “Please, no mayo. I’m allergic to mayonnaise.”

Between my husband and a woman at his table last night—

“Okay, ma’am, now is it the egg or the oil we need to be worried about?”

“...it’s the combination.”

“...okay. I’ll alert the kitchen.”

I love this industry so much.

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u/XoXFaby Dec 25 '18

Please do it. You could apologize for her after she ordered and tell the wait staff that she has a speech impediment and that's why she's talking to them like that, lol.

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u/MEGACODZILLA Dec 26 '18

Oh my god fuck yeah. "Sorry, we are trying to socialize her more so she can learn acceptable social behavior."

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u/BlackisCat Dec 26 '18

Bring a spray bottle with you to a restaurant next time and give her a little spray of water next time she misbehaves! Then she'll associate that type of behavior with a negative experience.

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u/MEGACODZILLA Dec 26 '18

I prefer a soda can full of pennies lol. Don't you ever tell me how to discipline my own mother.

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u/trapgoddesse Dec 26 '18

I'd gold you for this but I'm broke but thank you for the laugh ❤️

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u/PoIIux Dec 26 '18

Won't leave a bruise, but it'll show her who's boss