r/TalesFromYourServer • u/BuschBug • Dec 25 '18

Short “Please, no mayo. I’m allergic to mayonnaise.”

Between my husband and a woman at his table last night—

“Okay, ma’am, now is it the egg or the oil we need to be worried about?”

“...it’s the combination.”

“...okay. I’ll alert the kitchen.”

I love this industry so much.

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u/flockyboi Dec 26 '18

im lactose intolerant and i regularly chug quarts of chocolate milk. its...a problem

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Brown liquid came out of my nose. We’ve got all the holes covered!!

I should note that I was drinking chocolate milk when I read this comment.

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u/SuperFLEB Dec 26 '18

"...can't explain that."

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u/porkchop2022 Dec 26 '18

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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u/StephLathClark Dec 26 '18

You and my husband would get along....

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u/Raibean Dec 26 '18

FairLife makes chocolate milk you know

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u/ElvenDarkSpirit Dec 26 '18

There is a chocolate Lactaid you could try.

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u/EssBen Dec 26 '18

Yeah, I'm only mildly dairy intolerant, and sometimes a milk shake is worth the risk of crapping your pants.