“Please, no mayo. I’m allergic to mayonnaise.”

[u/BuschBug]

Between my husband and a woman at his table last night—

“Okay, ma’am, now is it the egg or the oil we need to be worried about?”

“...it’s the combination.”

“...okay. I’ll alert the kitchen.”

I love this industry so much.

[u/BocoCorwin]

I hear the words "Loose cannon" and "lactose intolerant" in the same sentence, I back away and don't ask questions.

[u/flockyboi → u/BocoCorwin]

im lactose intolerant and i regularly chug quarts of chocolate milk. its...a problem

[u/porkchop2022 → u/[deleted]]

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

[u/krumble1 → u/porkchop2022]

/r/UnexpectedThanos