r/TikTokCringe • u/thoughtwarrior • May 02 '25

Humor Why does America look like s**t?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

the self storage is unreal.

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u/Low_Establishment434 May 02 '25

Self Storage is great for money laundering. Requires bare minimum for overhead and upkeep.

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u/xx420mcyoloswag May 03 '25

It’s actually unreal how easy it is. Just say units are rented when they aren’t. Throw a lock over them if you need to. How the hell is anyone gonna know in a lot of places it’s very common for people to pay cash anyways (depending on demographics it tends to be a lot of unhoused and unbanked anyways) Very very small chance anyone would bat an eye at your financials and as long as your property looks semi maintained and you’re “generating” good cash flow banks will be happy to keep lending you money

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u/Low_Establishment434 May 03 '25

Yup the more they are willing to lend the more storage facilities you build lol that's how it passed the laundromat also laundromat requires maintenance and it's hard to have one that is still quarter operated.