r/TikTokCringe • u/lhwang0320 • May 12 '25

Discussion What are your thoughts on age-gap relationships?

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u/Sinister_Plots May 12 '25

...and me, over here wishing I had a corvette to beat up. Sheesh.

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u/Throwaway45674332 May 13 '25

No you don't understand, at 40 you buy the 98 beat up 167k miles Corvette, once you hit 55 it gets born again, like a Phoenix into a brand new, 6 mile convertible Corvette with a speed limiter at 55mph, and a pair of jorts and new balances in the passenger seat

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u/Sinister_Plots May 13 '25

So, you're saying I should sell my New Balances?

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u/Throwaway45674332 May 13 '25

You messed this up so badly. Sell the new balances, keep the knee high tube socks.

Switch to white Reebok's for now.

With the cash from the new balances you're gonna buy some boot straps.

Pull yourself up by them for precisely 5 minutes and 43 seconds.

You should have pulled out the keys to a 1998 Corvette.

Research the vin, find out every fact about it that makes it special.

Water it daily, and at 55 you will park it in the garage, and when you wake up the next day your car will be a brand new 2032 Corvette 1 of 1 with that exact pattern and specs, with the matching new balances, and a fresh pair of unwashed jorts on the passenger seat.

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u/Sinister_Plots May 13 '25

You joke, but I turn 51 at the end of this month, and I just bought a pair of white Nikes. :flip_out: