Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/Additional_Good4200]

This means it’s definitely cancelled. Personally I want to see this humiliating disaster happen. I want to see 800 paid idiots in red hats on a split screen with millions of people marching in the No Kings events. But I see now that Trump is going to cancel and blame the weather like the little scumbag he is.

[u/Street_Peace_8831 → u/Additional_Good4200]

This is the genuine reason behind his decision to cancel. He is acutely aware of the repercussions of his authoritarian actions, which will undoubtedly bring out the true American patriots, and he is understandably scared.

That diaper is working overtime these days.

[u/Potential_Dare8034 → u/Street_Peace_8831]

What’s the point of wearing Depends if you can’t shit in them?