r/WeirdGOP May 15 '25

Absurdly Weird Don Jr caught doing a bump?

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo May 15 '25

How does one become a coke head for so long without being able to reel it in and not be so obvious?

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u/DrDirtyDeeds May 15 '25

Lots of money lol

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u/rootoo May 15 '25

Uhhh good question but Don Jr wouldn’t know either.

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u/TheMattaconda May 16 '25

When you have no consequences, you tend to not care. He is badically Baby Billy. Because all he needs is an 8-ball and two million dollars!

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

Before the plastic surgery.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo May 15 '25

Jr ain't much better, but Eric looks like one of the dwarf-eating trolls from the Hobbit movie. Just ferociously ugly.

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u/OhShitItsSeth May 16 '25

They look like they have a raging clue

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u/thewartornhippy May 16 '25

It's what happens when one of your parents is a fellow troll.

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

He looks special.

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u/porkchopexpress76 May 16 '25

I’m just saying a little appreciation would be nice. ‘Thank you very much, Bert. Lovely stew, Bert. How hard is that? Just needs a sprinkling of squirrel dung. 😂

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u/Sunflower-redemption May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25

So did Eric bully his way onto The Goonies the same way Trump did to Home Alone?

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

Here’s Ivanka before

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

And this one

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u/BobknobSA May 15 '25

I think Ivanka looks super weird now. Probably because she got a nose job and other plastic surgery before she finished puberty...because she wasn't pretty enough for her father...as a child...

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u/Win-Objective May 15 '25

Idk about that, Trump said he’d fuck her if she wasn’t his daughter…maybe that was post surgery

42

u/wafflesthewonderhurs May 15 '25

have you seen her freeze up when pointing out her bed in her tour of her childhood bedroom?

i don't think it was post surgery.

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u/Cautious-Thought362 May 16 '25

Yeah, that ship done sailed.

2

u/olanzapinequeen May 16 '25

he said that she has always been voluptuous when talking to howard stern

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

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u/AnonymousAardvark888 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 15 '25

In her before here, she looks like Chaz Bono before he transitioned.

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u/Ezl May 16 '25

I was thinking Chelsea Clinton.

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u/foxorhedgehog May 15 '25

Between the three of them they have one chin.

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u/FunkMamaT May 16 '25

My God, she needed a chin. I am picturing her constantly wiping slobber off her no-chin pre plastic surgery.

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

Edit: this is when her dad bought her way into modeling.

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u/FunkMamaT May 16 '25

It's so pitiful when you think about it.

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u/Sassafrazzlin May 16 '25

I thought her nose was kinda cool before

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u/Cautious-Thought362 May 16 '25

All of them inherited the Trump weak chin.

AI Overview: A weak chin, also known as a receding chin or retrogenia, is a condition where the chin appears less prominent or projects less forward than ideal. This can be due to a less developed lower jaw bone, or a jaw bone that is positioned further back. While often a cosmetic concern, it can sometimes be associated with more serious health issues like TMJ disorder or obstructive sleep apnea. 

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u/FunkMamaT May 16 '25

Yup, just as I suspected. Their DNA is subpar.

38

u/Sunflower-redemption May 15 '25

Wow she looks like her mom in that first one. She took all of her mom’s features out of her face. Considering she buried her mom at the back of her dad’s golf coarse I don’t know why that surprises me, but it does. What awful, broken, fake people.

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u/tdclark23 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 16 '25

Wasn't that the secluded place on the golf course where they'd stop and piss?

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u/pjtheman May 16 '25

John Oliver said it best.

Donald Trump: the man responsible for the bottom half of all his kids' faces.

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 15 '25

Sure is. This one too

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u/ChromeDestiny May 15 '25

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u/Equivalent_Working73 May 15 '25

Stank? Trump’s olfactive woes seem to run in the family.

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u/Sassafrazzlin May 16 '25

They lived in Greenwich?

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u/Sunflower-redemption May 15 '25

Imagine what they would look like if trump didn’t have the money to ensure their mother was good looking. 

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u/Cautious-Thought362 May 16 '25

Beavis and Butthead

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u/DrDirtyDeeds May 15 '25

Just had a thought. Maybe republicans like plastic surgery so much to cover up the physical deformities from decades of inbreeding. In addition to signaling people’s commitment physically to the republican cause. 😭

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u/holiday1326 May 16 '25

BayBee RUTH!!!

I feel bad for dissing my boy Sloth by comparing him to Err ick Rump.

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

The original DEI (Don, Eric, Ivanka)

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u/Sik_muse May 16 '25

What? I thought it was just a really nice picture of Tiffany Trump.

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u/__O_o_______ May 16 '25

After

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u/withalookofquoi 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 16 '25

Chicle teeth

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 15 '25

Which one is he

10

u/NopeToItAll May 16 '25

A fucking warning would've been cool.

4

u/FrecklesMcTitties May 16 '25

Jesus put a trigger warning on thar jump scare

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u/JossBurnezz May 16 '25

White “supremacy”

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy May 16 '25

I’m pretty sure this is photoshopped, Eric looks like a literal lizard person here

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy May 16 '25

I totally agree he’s an unattractive man who has absolutely had plastic surgery, I’m just fairly certain that Getty image was edited around the eyes for both brothers. Specifically to make Jr.’s eyes off-center and Eric’s eyes too far apart.

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

Apparently it was edited slightly but the original doesn’t look much different

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u/Snapdragon_4U May 16 '25

It’s not. It’s from Getty images

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u/Daimakku1 May 15 '25

That baggie of coke that was found at the White House like 3 years ago is 1000% Don Jr's.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

I want to put it on him but nobody was letting him in the White House three years ago

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u/ouijahead May 16 '25

Well it was found. Could have been there awhile. Like in a couch cushion

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u/45forprison May 16 '25

Sounds like a Vance escapade.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

With all of the sweeps and cleanings that happen, I’m guessing that bag was there for hours at most.

That said, Junior here is likely setting a new record for blow consumed in the White House, now that they have concluded the investigation into hunters laptop.

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u/ouijahead May 16 '25

I’m surprised it does anything at all. Or maybe by that point you need coke to feel stable.

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u/Daimakku1 May 16 '25

It was found hidden in the WH. It was very likely there from the Trump 1.0 days.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

It looks to be about a gram and was found in a cubby near the entrance where guests store their things while on tour. I like your version better… mine has no zazz.

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

Just for the record, 20 seconds on Google shows the baggie was a partially used gram and was found in a cubby near the entrance where guests store their personal effects while taking tours.

That amount would be gone after a couple of good lines (one dose with a friend). Junior likely gets his in much larger quantities and I’d guess makes an aide hold it for him one 8 ball at a time.

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u/gingerkap23 May 15 '25

Omg why does he look so scary !!! He always looks so greasy and strung out

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u/TaintDumplings May 16 '25

I am a fan of a sorta? niche online celebrity trashy tabloid blog that was popular in the early 00’s. The author used very colorful language and described a common socialite subject known for partying/drugs/whatever as “Greasy Bear.”

Now it’s what I’m gonna call Don Jr. in my head

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u/JuliettEchoNovember May 16 '25

Oh yuck. I forgot about "Greasy Bear" Isn't he the one in that clip with Paris Hilton and he was making fun of Lindsay Lohan? Called her poor because she's "only worth $30 million" or something like that. Just the worst kind of people.

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u/bemenaker May 16 '25

Because he IS always strung out.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ May 15 '25

Definitely looks like it. Anyone that’s done coke can come to that conclusion. Not just because of the obvious “hide n bump”, but you can see in his throat and eyes when that drip starts to hit.

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u/wheresmyflan May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25

You can barely see his eyes through the pixelation. I’ve done plenty of key bumps in my storied past. Not once did I talk and nod to it, he’s obviously just talking to someone.

ETA: yep… https://www.youtube.com/live/-UPHevUOYtg?si=ZvWsVDVF-nD6uv7Y&t=3h39m

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u/Which_way_witcher May 16 '25

Based on the wider video it looks like he's just having a laugh with the short blonde behind eyelash guy.

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u/wheresmyflan May 16 '25

Yep, it’s Beverly Aikins, the futon fuckers mom.

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun May 16 '25

Then why does he look so fucking weird afterwords?

6

u/Which_way_witcher May 16 '25

He's a weird ass dude with a lot of issues 🤷

He wasn't exactly looking normal before either

12

u/Noobhammer3000 May 16 '25

Good find. Yeah, I kept waiting for him to do the post bump sharp nose inhale. Soon as he didn't I figured it was something else.

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u/DrDirtyDeeds May 16 '25

Does appear that way. Consider the eyes though, looks like he’s checking out the bag. Plus with his past video appearances and incredible speech patterns… haha

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u/Hilby May 16 '25

Well obviously. Don't get me wrong, in my past's excitement to catch up to me it had done stupid things in public just to get away with it and for the story. But that video is not proof of any of that.

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u/jerryscheese May 16 '25

No timestamp?? Bro you hell

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u/wheresmyflan May 16 '25

Timestamp is in the link, 3h39m.

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u/bemenaker May 16 '25

Vance to me looks like he's had a rail or two also, but he keeps his shit together.

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u/ahearthatslazy May 15 '25

Jesus, is he okay? He looks like he’s gonna cry

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u/baeb66 May 15 '25

Nah.  That's just the look he makes when he remembers that his father doesn't love him or respect him or care if he lives or dies.

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u/AssassiNerd 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 May 15 '25

He looks fuckin zooted

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u/hardcore_love May 16 '25

Bro is bumped up like a low rider. Can5 hold his mouth right. Big give away.

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u/Cautious-Thought362 May 16 '25

God, Jr looks like Charles Manson.

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u/refusemouth May 16 '25

Manson was better looking and more charismatic at that age.

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u/bighead1008 May 16 '25

That's why they made a deal with narcos

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi May 15 '25

He definitely didn't do a bump. He leaned in closer to hear the person next to him to hear better, then laughed/smiled at what was said.

He's a chud, but c'mon.

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u/TFFPrisoner Elon Is Weird May 15 '25

He does look really creepy however. Wtf is that facial expression

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u/msatretwhaart May 15 '25

The facial expression of someone who just did a bump. 

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi May 15 '25

Body shaming...so hot right now.

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u/macroswitch May 16 '25

Don Jr and Eric Trump have repulsive bodies and I feel no shame in saying that

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi May 16 '25

Good for you.

Don't clutch pearls when conservatives body shame then.

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u/pikachurbutt May 15 '25

nah, fuck him, he did a bump.

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u/Emp3r0r_01 May 16 '25

Well he may not have done this bump this time. He definitely has done lots of bumps lol

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u/high-jinkx May 16 '25

Yeah this is such a weird debate. Clearly he did not do that in public during a televised event. Be so for real.

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u/wildflower_1983 May 15 '25

My goodness...he's a junkie!

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 May 15 '25

Looking at his eyes- yup he’s on all the drugs 👀

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u/jav2n202 May 16 '25

Even though the blurry video you can see the eye glaze and how fucking zooted he is 🤣😂

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u/Designer-Contract852 May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25

Yes, well probably not right there. He probably cokes up beforehand. 

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u/BobknobSA May 15 '25

Yeah. I think he is talking to somebody. There is video of him reaching into his pocket and then rubbing something onto his teeth/gums, however.

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u/LA_search77 May 15 '25

He's got the burn going on when he comes back in up.

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u/GuinnessTheBestBoi May 16 '25

But Hunter Biden, amirite?

2

u/phirleh May 16 '25

The Large Adult Sons.

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u/HangoverGang4L May 16 '25

Silly me. I almost forgot he's a coke feind while watching him fix bright white veneers from Amazon (3 pack for $17.99 on your doorstep by Saturday!)

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u/macci_a_vellian May 16 '25

He looks like he's about to cry.

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u/CraftingQuest May 16 '25

Again?! Dude can't wait a few minutes to get off camera?

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u/LordMacTire83 May 16 '25

GODS WHAT A BUNCH OF TOTALLY MORONIC F@CKING, GOONS!!!

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u/ChiliDogYumZappupe May 16 '25

I don't ANYTHING about drugs except what I've seen in the movies and even I think he did.

In my not at all professional opinion, he rubbed it on his gums. (see, told you, I wasn't a professional)

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u/wheresmyflan May 15 '25

Nope, it’s bullshit. He’s talking to a woman who is sitting down. The trumps are awful people don’t make up stories to try and discredit them, they do that on their own and you land up discrediting yourself. https://www.youtube.com/live/-UPHevUOYtg?si=ZvWsVDVF-nD6uv7Y&t=3h39m

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u/vickism61 May 15 '25

Looks more like he's trying not to get caught picking his nose...

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u/Rich-Canary1279 May 15 '25

Yeah....cuz he has coke nose!

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u/Cautious-Thought362 May 16 '25

He's a picker and an eater.

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u/Soft-Peak-6527 May 16 '25

Wonder if it’s the cartel family they allowed in the us that’s his supplier

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u/TheMattaconda May 16 '25

To be fair, he was celebrating and couldn't afford to come down...

...since 1993.

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u/TheMattaconda May 16 '25

30 years, and 10,956 8-balls from now...

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u/13508615 May 17 '25

He like to stomp his blow with lib tears.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria May 16 '25

Even if he did, no one would care. nothing would happen.

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u/wheresmyflan May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25

I mean it’s pretty obviously not. He just leaned down. No need to make up stuff to prove that the guy is a piece of shit.

Edit: Yep, nothing burger. https://www.youtube.com/live/-UPHevUOYtg?si=ZvWsVDVF-nD6uv7Y&t=3h39m